Scene 5.01 - Opening Credits
(From studio black to video black)
ANIMATION STYLE 1
FADE IN
SLOW, SUSPENSE MUSIC UP
(Yellow azalea petals fall from the heavens while yellow candles illuminate yellow things -- ribbon, flowers, saffron, street-signs, toys, etc.)
CG1: Part Five - Man vs. Movie.
PAUSE: Three seconds.
CG2: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Camera
PAUSE: 120 Frames.
FX: Sound of film projector. Loose teeth in the projector make the film jump, then freeze, then melt from the bulb cooking-it.
FULL ORCHESTRATION, GRANDIOSE THEME MUSIC UP
Waving in the breeze is a CHROMA YELLOW DRAPE.
CG: Directed By [Director’s Name]
CG: Screenplay By Jynx
LOSE CG
(Dissolve in: The Universe, clocks, horizons, rocketships, waving U.S. Flag, Americana, etc.; all projected-on the yellow, rolling drape. Music is at three-quarters, softer and lighter. Super-impose hot pics of the cast, circa 2009.)
CG: Starring: [Run additional credits.]
BLACKOUT
CG: This story is true. Names of actors and actresses have been changed to save their short careers.
LOSE CG
SILENCE
FTB