The Meat Grinder Accident:

Sonic Lost His Hand

by Pan Diman

The last picture of Sonic (on the left) with his hand working as intended, taken shortly before the tragic accident by Pan Diman.

Today, approximately at 4 PM PST, Sonic (also widely known as SonicTheBoss847) accidentally broke his controller by dropping it into a meat grinder. After a loud noise and a painful cry, a random passerby commented, “Oh s***, this is definitely not good.” Other nearby users heard it as well and can confirm that Sonic’s left hand stopped working immediately.

According to Sonic, the long-awaited 80’s Night is postponed. However, you can help him by making a donation on Sonic’s GoFundMe page. To get there, you can use the following QR code.