VRChat Has Never Been Better

VRChat is a happy place. Photograph by Pan Diman.

Greetings, comrades! During these times, VRChat remains being a place full of surprising events and people, and even though some users reported having weird issues with servers, due to the changes in numbers regarding latest statistics, VRChat’s servers are running better than ever! Most likely, it was caused by yet another death of the “Ugandan Knuckles” meme. So if you’re still using that outdated avatar, just remember, no Ugandan.

According to our chat moderation team, there’s absolutely no information on reasons why there would be any problems in VRChat, therefore, there are no assumptions to be made about anything bad happening in VRChat. “I’ve been told everyone is happy with the servers,” Pan Diman said, “And that no one made any complaints about security issues, so people couldn’t possibly be any happier than now.” As long as our editor is not being sent to a camp, you can trust him absolutely.

As it was stated, the meme that was mentioned earlier isn’t relevant anymore (again), since it’s being replaced with gopniks, also known as the most stylish people of all, which is why a considerable part of toxic community either left VRChat or turned into real human beings, so make sure you help them when they start asking you how to make a custom avatar because this is your duty towards the Motherland.

Don’t listen to any propaganda stating that there’s no fun in VRChat. We have a lot of amazing events, including the most important of all called “Squats with Doublegoose and Ghoster, and if the planets align, sometimes Darren.” According to the host, they broke a record of 600 squats, however, the folk wisdom says, “There can never be too many squats. Either you do squats, or they do you.”

Keep in mind that Doublegoose mentioned his event is becoming more and more private, since he started hosting it in private instances because of spies and traitors disguised as trolls. If you want to visit Doublegoose and join his squatting session, make sure you find him before he creates a private instance of “Fitness Center” to show your glorious squatting skills.