April 2026

 Mr. O’Neill’s Recent Tragic Incident – Broken Hand

Analeese Marrero (‘29)

Masterman Valedictorian – A Farewell to Doing My Own Work

Micah Neale (‘29)

Michael Kamison’s Golden Speech

Sanvi Pandejee (‘29)

Masterman Cockroach Gets Accepted Full-Ride to UPenn Early Decision

Maria Sosa (‘29) 

The Nicest Fight in Masterman History: Tannen v. Waber

Austin Zhang (‘28)

Mr. Gilken Enrolls as a Freshman in the Class of 2030

Mr. Kamison 

April Sports: Go Sportsball!

Steven Misko (‘28) and Lawrence Gerber (‘28)

Truths Revealed About Our Principal

Maggie Grier (‘29)

Chromebook Kid Epidemic Spreading

Alec Santoro (‘28)

Masterman New AP Lunch, AP Study Hall, and AP Advisory to boost GPAs

Margaret Olsen (‘28)

6th Grade Student on Deathbed After Brutal Hallway Trampling

Lia Oxman (‘28)

Masterman’s Food Drives Show Unusual Growth Right Before College Application Deadlines 

Charlotte Gavin (‘27)

Messy Mystery: Bathroom Graffiti

Voices Team

Teacher Is Shocked by Students Improvements After Switching to Online Learning

Voices Team

April Horoscopes

Estelle Tran ('26)

April Crossword

Alec Santoro (‘28)