Anonymous Crush Descriptions
Gavriela Kalish-Schur (11-4) and Natalia Bieszczad (11-4)
Masterman is a school steeped in traditions, from Spirit Week blammo to International Day to the junior/senior game. A special tradition that Voices initiates is the annual publishing of the Anonymous Crush Descriptions. From serious confessions to silly messages, we cherish these moments during this month of love. A simple note of appreciation takes little effort but can put a smile on someone's face. Enjoy!
12th Grade
Grade of Sender: 12
Grade of Recipient: 12
Height: 5'11-6'0
Eye Color: Green? Brown? I can't tell.
Hair Color: Brown
Other Descriptions: he's a very kind person. very awesome to those around him. amazing on the inside and out.
Messages: dear crush, I think that ur a super awesome person and u will go very far in life :)
Grade of Sender: 12
Grade of Recipient: 12
Height: 5'3"
Eye Color: Beautiful glowing brown
Hair Color: Matches their eyes :)
Other Descriptions: Queen of the clogs
Messages: She's the only thing I can think about 😍 I hope she walks those clogs on over to me 😏
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 12
Height: 5"6
Eye Color: Hazel brown
Hair Color: Blondish brown
Other Descriptions: Most happiest, expressive, gorgeous smile; cool style; pretty sporty
Messages: Everytime I see her, she just seems so chill and cool and pretty. I've never spoken to her or interacted but every time I see her in the hallway, I just want to keep staring
Grade of Sender: 12
Grade of Recipient: 12
Height: 6'0"
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Other Descriptions: The uncontested star player. His favorite brawler is Mortis, but what I want is Mor(e than)tis. Sometimes he uses the uses the cute bear skin for el Primo, but in my heart, he is el Primero. He's an occasional Jessie player, but I Jessie us together. When I see him talking to other girls, I get a little Jelly, like Shelly.
Messages: Bea MINE :)
Grade of Sender: 12
Grade of Recipient: 12
Height: 5'10"
Eye Color: Four-eyed
Hair Color: Blonde
Other Descriptions: Whenever I see him walking with his backpack slung on one shoulder, my feelings Surge through the roof, it just makes me un Poco loco. His stoic demeanor just Sprouts something inside my heart. I see you with your season brawl pass..R-T? More like (U) R (A Q) T
Messages: Ruff Ruff
Grade of Sender: 12
Grade of Recipient: 12
Height: 5'10"
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: Black
Other Descriptions: The way that I am Stu-pidly in love with him is unmatched. I wish he would just (Co)lette me (Bi)bi his shawty bae. He makes me laugh until I can Barely breathe and his jokes make my heart Buzz Buzz. The way I am obssessed with this man is almost Colt-ish.
Messages: When the next Brawl Pass season starts, I've got 249 gems waiting for you.
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 12
Height: ?
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Other Descriptions: always wear headphones, see her in halls
Messages: my friend thinks you're cute
Grade of Sender: 12
Grade of Recipient: 12
Height: 5'6 (5’6 ¼” on his money)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Other Descriptions: The frisbee boy of my dreams. He passed me the disc at practice last week… haven’t washed my hands since🤤
11th Grade
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: Short (5'4'')
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Reddish brown
Other Descriptions: She is so funny and always on that grind which I respect 💪💪 her erg splits go crazy
Messages: 💜💚
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: 5 foot sexy
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Other Descriptions: His voice is like a beautiful convergence between an angel and whale. When he speaks my pants simply vanish into thin air. He's Ecuadorian too.
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: tall so tall like dreamy tall omg
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: chocolate brown and floofy like a puff
Other Descriptions: just dreamy in case that wasn't clear
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: 5’8 3/4
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Other Descriptions: Massimo Mejia
Messages: The Ecuadorian BEAST 🥵😩🤭😏
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: 6'1
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Other Descriptions: He's so cute with his Julius Caesar haircut. I love seeing my reflection in his glasses. I want to be the queen to his king and rlly want to check "mate" with him.
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: 5’8
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Other Descriptions: perm
Messages: hmu aryan
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: 6'0
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Other Descriptions: Super super cute when he shaves. Honestly really good at basketball. Really underrated. I see him sitting by 3 of his friends under gandhi during APUSH. Really smart. He is great at calculus and even better at physics. He isn't too good with technology. Only known him for a bit but it feels like forever. I want to get to know him. If he knows who I am, please ask me out and I will say yes.
Messages: I see you working on yourself. keep up the hard work. Please ask me out.
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: 5 foot 6
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Other Descriptions: I can't tell if he's jewish or hindu, he might be christian tbh. He listens to lucki and the smiths. Beautiful curly hair.
Messages: <3
Grade of Sender: 11
Grade of Recipient: 11
Height: 5 foot 10 (6'5 on his money)
Eye Color: blue/grey
Hair Color: Blonde
Other Descriptions: He used to have a sound of music type of haircut, and that was pretty meh. But when he got his perm... oh my LORD. Hottie wit da boddie.
10th Grade
Grade of Sender: 10
Grade of Recipient: 10
Height: I am not sure but he is taller than me! 5’5-5’9
Eye Color: Dark colored
Hair Color: Dark hair
Other Descriptions: He is the most beautiful boy but no one else notices his beauty like i do. I think he is obviously so intellgient theres smthing abt him that makes him seem so unique. His dark hair is messy but its okay. I like him so much. He will never notice me or if anyone has a crush on him because he is so dense. He is so dense. Its frustrating. He will never notice me. I am delusional. Maybe hes gay idk. Hes such a nerd and hes also into anime just like me! I love anime!
Messages: Please ask me out
Grade of Sender: 10
Grade of Recipient: 10
Height: 5'6"
Eye Color: Grayish Bluish
Hair Color: Dirty blonde
Other Descriptions: Very athletic, good at tennis, good four square player, debates with her own debate partner.
Messages: Happy Valentines Day!
9th Grade
Grade of Sender: 9
Grade of Recipient: 9
Height: 5’1”
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Other Descriptions: Big head and always wears a grey jacket.
Messages: He is so so hot and nerdy fr fr, I’m always nervous talking to him.😭
Grade of Sender: 9
Grade of Recipient: 9
Height: 5'9"?
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Other Descriptions: he’s African American, be wearing black all the time, he’s kind of too quick with his comebacks but it’s ok
Messages: I like you. That’s the message.