Horoscopes
Faith Chung (12-1)
Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 20)
You will social distance and become a baking god.
Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 21)
You will social distance and finally have a full week of Spring Break to only do nothing.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
You will social distance and finally catch up on sleep, but not before completely messing up your sleep schedule.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22)
You will social distance and vlog yourself doing absolutely nothing for 3 hours.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)
You will social distance and movie marathon Star Wars.
Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22)
You will social distance and create a popular podcast called “The Life of a Quarantined High Schooler.”
Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22)
You will social distance and make a parody of the Tangled song, “When Will My Life Begin.”
Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)
You will social distance and become a puzzle master.
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
You will social distance and play the board game Pandemic with your family.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
You will social distance and accidentally unmute your mic during online class at the most embarrassing moment.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
You will social distance and finally be able to learn Tik-Tok dances.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20)
You will social distance and plan a surprise birthday party via FaceTime.