Horoscopes

Aries (Mar. 21 - Apr. 20)

You will social distance and become a baking god.

Taurus (Apr. 21 - May 21)

You will social distance and finally have a full week of Spring Break to only do nothing.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

You will social distance and finally catch up on sleep, but not before completely messing up your sleep schedule.

Cancer (June 22 - July 22)

You will social distance and vlog yourself doing absolutely nothing for 3 hours.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 22)

You will social distance and movie marathon Star Wars.

Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22)

You will social distance and create a popular podcast called “The Life of a Quarantined High Schooler.”

Libra (Sep. 23 - Oct. 22)

You will social distance and make a parody of the Tangled song, “When Will My Life Begin.”

Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21)

You will social distance and become a puzzle master.

Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)

You will social distance and play the board game Pandemic with your family.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You will social distance and accidentally unmute your mic during online class at the most embarrassing moment.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You will social distance and finally be able to learn Tik-Tok dances.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - Mar. 20)

You will social distance and plan a surprise birthday party via FaceTime.