By Olivia Dignan, Klestia Xherimeja, Ally Labrecque, and Lauren Pazienza
April 4, 2023
Editor's note: The article below is what's known in the biz as a "lampoon story." It was put together light-heartedly by the MOTM team.
What Makes You Unique?
"I have a cool ethnic background."
-Chrissa Sahenes, Grade 9
" I write with my left hand and throw with my right."
Sam MacDougall, Grade 9
"My laugh."
-Osa Omoregbee, Grade 10
"I read one Shakespeare play every night before going to bed."
-Devlin Jones, Grade 10
"I used to dance with Maddie Ziegler."
-Ruby Roslonek, Grade 9
"I drink pickle juice."
-Georgia Shumway, Grade 12
" I can play the xylophone with my toes."
Megan Kassab, Grade 12
" One of us is 99.99% Irish & the other has strawberry blonde hair."
Quinn Power & Aiden Mahony, Grades 11 & 12
"I get sad every day at 2:10 because I don't want the school-day to end."
-Nicki Brown, Grade 11
"We're good at dance."
-Molinda Isme, Zahira Philips, Semaj-Valentine, Grade 9
" I ate my twin in the womb."
Annemarie Messina, Grade 12
"I am Mr. Nilsen's favorite student."
-Sarah Walsh, Grade 9
"I'm friendly."
-Olta Miloshi, Grade 12
"I ❤️ PEOPLE."
-Nelson, Lunch staff
"I'm left handed."
-Joe Vaughn, Grade 9
"I have a warped sense of humor."
-Mrs. Norwell, Staff
"I yodel on my off-time."
-Mr. Forrest, Staff
"I am part of Dedham's chapter of Future Problem Solvers."
-Emily O'Neill, Grade 12
"I'm Scottish."
-Lyda Jackson, Grade 9
"We're students of the month (which means we're one-of-a-kind.)"
-Michael McDonough & Stephen Knight, Grade 12
"I know all the dog breeds."
-Luke, Grade 10
"I'm funny and I'm built different."
-Kevin Lundy, Grade 12
" I make mosaics, and my art has been in museums."
-Mrs. Scully, Staff
"The neon-colored braces on my teeth. I'll show you. See?"
-Cam Sousa, Grade 11
"My personality."
Scotty, Staff
"I play piano."
-Josh Danquah, Grade 12
"I'm cousins with Adele."
-Cailyn Purdy, Grade 12
"My rizz."
-Dane Clark, Grade 12
"My art."
-Luisa Badziak de Lima, Grade 9
"My height."
-Jimmy Hanney, Grade 12
"My sister was on The Voice when she was younger."
-Gianna Murphy, Grade 12
"My sister is secretly a leprechaun."
-Adia Murphy, Grade 9
"My hair."
-Maeve Keogh, Grade 11
"I'm Puerto Rican & I'm a GOAT."
Luis & Angel, Grade 12
"I'm in a band and play a blue guitar."
-Ella Welch, Grade 11
"I was Blake Lively's first husband!"
-Mr. Nilsen, Staff
Olivia Dignan, class of 2024, is a staff writer for the Dedham Mirror. In her spare time, Liv enjoys studying at the Harvard campus along side Addison Rey.
Lauren Pazienza, class of 2024, is a staff writer for the Dedham Mirror. She also competes as a professional rubix cuber. She likes to challenge herself.
Ally LaBrecque, Class of 2030, is a tenth-year reporter for the Dedham Mirror. She is committed to play division 1 quidditch next year at Hogwarts.
Klestia Xherimeja, class of 2023, is a staff writer for the Dedham Mirror. In her spare time she enjoys Xtreme trampolining. She also has a weird fixation on the number 102030.
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