Com'c #52
The vote is strong in this one.
Commentary
x/0=x/1 --> 0=1. That'll wreak havoc on math and everything based around it, which is practically everything. Well done, John, you may have broken the universe.
(Apart from that little side effect, though, I think John's logic makes at least a little sense, but only if you look at it from a purely practical viewpoint.)
Surprisingly, I can't think of anything else I want to say right now. My future self will probably stop by in a couple weeks and say something about squids, though.
(P.S. February 18th: In February 2007, a New Zealand fishing vessel caught a colossal squid weighing 495 kg (1,091 lb) and measuring around 10 m (33 ft) off the coast of Antarctica.)