Transcript of #215

"Boreas?" "HERE!" "Dripply?" "I'm sad." "Okay, and I'm here... Thor?" "HE'S OUT VOTING FOR COM'C!"

Commentary Transcript

Panel 1/2:

Compound panel. The sun and the bottom of a cloud can be seen at the top; characters are on or above the cloud.

Boreas: I'M FREAKING WEARY OF THIS FAILING WINTERINESS! I SAY WE GIVE THEM SNOWFALL!

Lucius: But Boreas, it's the middle of spring! Can't we let them have some of this sun?

Dripply: I'm too sad for sun. Let us give them rain. I like rain. It's so sad. Like me.

Boreas: OH, SHUT UP, YOU TWO. YOU ARE TOO FOND OF THIS FACE-MELTING FERVOR!

Dripply: I'm too sad to be fond of things. Let's give them rain. Rain is sad.

Lucius: I just want to be nice to them for once! You've had all the winter--

Lucius: Dripply, what are you doing there?

Dripply: I am giving them rain. Rain is sad.

Boreas: WHAT?! GIVE ME THAT LEVER!

Lucius: I won't let you make it snow!

Panel 3:

The Daily Bullsh*t (DBS).

Headline: HTV Offers to Rehire Clode

Article: HERETON: Hereton Television Ltd. Inc. Corp. has offered to rehire meteorologist Rayner Clode, who got sacked on Monday for "making stuff up", after his report of "scattered clouds of raining snow with sunshine" came true.

Title: "Talk About the Weather"

Additional tags: weather gods, sleet, slush, meteorology

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