Com'c #48

Everything is relative.

That includes votes.

Commentary

(This str'p was delayed by about two-three hours because of a misunderstanding leading to me having less time than I thought today. Anyway, better late than never. Also, I added a commentary to yesterday's str'p earlier today.)

Fun fact: Sometimes adding speech bubbles involves temporarily detaching noses. Remember that next time you say a lot at a time, in case you're actually a comic character with a fourth wall...

Of course, if you happen to be Pinocchio, you can probably just grow a new one by saying "I'm wearing ladies' underwear!" a couple of times. Probably.

"Logic" is relative...

I actually do have, um, "logic" that means my website stats can be used as, um, "evidence" for relativity ^{Note: That does not mean relativity, or at least part of it, hasn't been proven.}, but only using the all-time stats from last time I checked.

Sider/besøk = pages per visit.

Gjennomsnittlig besøksvarighet = average visit duration.

My "logic" goes:

• • Pages per visit is about π (pi).

  • π is the ratio between circumference and diameter of a circle.

    • Therefore, a circle of diameter pages has a circumference of visits.

  • Diameter and circumference are both quantities of length.

    • Therefore, pages and visits are quantities of length. (This is where it gets weird.)

  • One visit is 4 minutes and 36 seconds.

  • 4 minutes and 36 seconds is a quantity of time.

    • Therefore, visits, and by extension pages, are quantities of time.

    • And further: Pages and visits are quantities of both time and length.

  • Therefore, time and length are equivalent.

    • • ...and that's a major point of relativity: spacetime.

It's amazing that Einstein managed to come up with the theory of relativity without access to website statistics.