Transcript of #229

I ship your pointer with the vote button.

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Panel 1:

Jane in front of the blackboard in the common room.

Jane Cervelle: Hello, readers, and welcome to this public service announcement about shipping.

The blackboard shows a crude drawing of Cal Meletie, a heart and Garry the dragonfly.

Jane Cervelle: Look, I don't know how much shipping takes place in our little fandom, but I just thought I should let you know one thing.

Panel 2:

The blackboard now displays a terrible sketch of Jane holding up the hammer, ready to hit the reader's head.

Jane Cervelle: If you ship me with Marc or my uncle, I'm going to repeatedly whack you over the head with my hammer.

Writing on blackboard: Shut up, I can't draw.

Panel 3:

Krixwell pokes his head into the panel from the right.

Krixwell: You know you're just encouraging it, right?

Jane Cervelle: Or, since I can't enter your world, I'll do the next best thing and whack Krixwell.

Krixwell: Now you're really encouraging it.

Title: "Hearts and Spades"

Additional tags: love, relationship, fourth wall, TQ Cervelle, violence

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