Anonymous Crush Descriptions
Natalia Bieszczad 24'
From the heart-shaped candies, to happy couples, to annoyed singles, Valentines’ Day is undeniably a controversial holiday. A few years ago, Voices set out to make this day enjoyable for everyone by offering Masterman students the opportunity to share their admiration for others in an anonymous crush description form. Many forms rolled in ranging from silly confessions of love to appreciation of friendships. As you decode the responses, we encourage you to share your love for others as well. Enjoy!
Sender’s Grade: 11-1
Recipient’s Grade: 11-2
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5’
Message: I love rosie deguzzieman she is so cutie patootie.
Sender’s Grade: 11-1
Recipient’s Grade: 12-2
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5’8-5’9
Message: They’re not very tall, but they have luscious curly black hair. They’re also a twin and very goofy! Really fun to be around and sweet!
Sender’s Grade: 12-2
Recipient’s Grade: 12-1
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: She dyed her hair so it changes, but brown
Height: cute shorty, 5’2
Message: Sometimes she doesn’t come to school but when I see her in the hallway I get flustered. I need to build up the courage to talk to her but she’s so beautiful. i love her stylistic choices, I think her crocs are cute.
Sender’s Grade: 9-2
Recipient’s Grade: 12-3
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Reddish Brown
Height: 5’8
Message: Leadership in a massive club, is a rower, super smart. This isn't a romantic thing, but platonic. I just think they're super, super cool and look up to them.
Sender’s Grade: 12-2
Recipient’s Grade: 10-3
Eye Color: hazel/brown
Hair Color: brown, sometimes orange, but rn its black
Height: 5’9
Message: He plays soccer, I love his style, he's really cute, he's super strong, he cuts in front of me at lunch and I want to thank him for it tbh, he smells really really good, his smile melts my heart.
Sender’s Grade: 12-4
Recipient’s Grade: 12-4
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6’3
Message: Ok at soccer, wears glasses, dresses bummy, really loud, funny and always makes me laugh because he likes me, always outta pocket, used to be hotter but shaved his head.
Sender’s Grade: 11-2
Recipient’s Grade: 12-4
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6’1
Message: Smells bad, forgets to shower (fashionably), forgets to brush teeth (also fashionably), leader of chess club.
Sender’s Grade: 9-3
Recipient’s Grade: 12-4
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5’3
Message: He is the manager of the paper planes project, he's so adorable, and he got into the Huntsman program.
Sender’s Grade: 12-4
Recipient’s Grade: 12-4
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5’4
Message: Get outta Gilken's office and talk to me.
Sender’s Grade: 11-4
Recipient’s Grade: 11-1
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5’8
Message: They're like a nerdy skater. I see them everyday and just think they're cute, like a hallway crush.
Sender’s Grade: 10-3
Recipient’s Grade: 12-4
Eye Color: Brown like Snickers
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6’4
Message: I love his glasses and beard combination!!! His outfits compliment him so much, especially those cargo pants. He focuses too much on soccer. I wish he would focus on me :(
Sender’s Grade: 10-2
Recipient’s Grade: 9-4
Eye Color: Bright blue orbs that pierce your soul in the most heart-stuttering way.
Hair Color: White
Height: 6’1-6’2
Message: One of the most powerful men of all time.
Sender’s Grade: 12-1
Recipient’s Grade: 12-4
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: She'll get mad if I say 5'3, so definitely 5'4 or 5'5
Message: She has the most gorgeous smile, is definitely smarter than me, likes to think she can beat me in an arm wrestle, brings me the most delicious food to keep me running, and makes me laugh a lot. I started practicing squash and badminton and learned how to bake and cook better just because I have a crush on her, but I haven't really gotten to her vanilla chiffon cake level. Right now we're at the "I buy her bouquets every three weeks" stage, so I think she might like me back. She's my Queen for real.
Sender’s Grade: 12-2
Recipient’s Grade: 12-3
Eye Color: Piercing blue eyes
Hair Color: Dirty blonde
Height: 5’10
Message: He is actually the most fine man ever.
Sender’s Grade: 9-1
Recipient’s Grade: 11
Eye Color: Beautiful honey brown
Hair Color: Dirty blonde
Height: Taller than me 😍😍
Message: Squash god debate master
Sender’s Grade: 12-4
Recipient’s Grade: 12-2
Eye Color: Green with envy
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5’4
Message: She brings me food every day and the person I want to spend the rest of my life with
Sender’s Grade: 12-4
Recipient’s Grade: 12-1
Eye Color: Milky pools of brown like the boxes of thin mints he demolishes in a sitting
Hair Color: Dreamy brown with flecks of gold like a little golden retriever
Height: A 6 foot wannabe 🙄 (we all know i'm taller especially when in boots)
Message: Lives in a sassy boy apocalypse but I guess he's lucky to have won the lottery of life and lives in a world with me in it
Sender’s Grade: 12-2
Recipient’s Grade: 11-3
Eye Color: Hazel, kind of like mine
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5’6
Message: He's wasian, like me, and he has two siblings, like me, and we take the subway together everyday. We get off at the same stop. Everytime i pass him in the hallway I just long for him to be mine and to love me like he loves soccer. I sit and spend my nights thinking about him.