Duki Bot Commands

Duki is a bot, if it wasn't obvious. Simply a machine of Potes' creation. He has many commands that does a lot of things, so here's a general rundown of what he can say. Potes has some comments to say as well, and those are in italicized peach imagine as if Potes is the Heart or something. Mine (Custy) is in my signature teal in the meantime. Command words are also in bold so you can be precise about what commands you want to make, but be aware that there are multiple typo/wording variations for some of these commands, some that won't need or is inclusive to punctuation, etc etc.

Common Commands/Bot Triggers

"DUKI LUKI!"

Duki gets really excited whenever someone says his name! He'll respond by shouting "DUKI LUKI" at anyone who says his name. He goes by Duki as well, if you want to be shorter. Did you know the lab was named after him? If you say Duki Luki Mitosis Lab or mitosis lab, he'll shout it along with you. You know, Hydria said she’d only change the name for one day… strange how things don’t turn out how we expected them to, isn’t it?

He Gets it From his Mother

Duki loves meat! If someone even says the word he'll get excited and says he wants some. Typing in the word meat will trigger Duki to respond. You can feed him as well by saying Gives Duki some meat or by using the meat emojis (🍖,🥩). In addition to meat, Duki is a big fan of crayons as well, even saying the word crayon will cause him to react in a similar manner to meat. Likewise, you can give him some crayons to eat by saying Gives Duki crayons, where he'll gladly eat them.

Greetings From the Duki-meister Himself

Duki loves to say hi! Saying either "Hello Duki" or "Hi Duki" will prompt Duki to respond. In a similar vein, saying good morning, good afternoon, good evening, or good night (as well as the whore variants, good whorning and good aftwhorenoon respectively) will have Duki wish you a good time of day too, seems he has a better grasp on the concept of time than any of us, how sad. Note that this has a 15 minute cooldown between greetings.

If you respond with whore variants of greetings in other languages, Duki will express his lack of foreign language comprehension. Say bonwhore, bwhornos dias, zdrastwhoretia, gün whore, buenos putadias, or buonwhorno will prompt Duki to respond.

All the Other Business

Duki, the Next Great Da Vinci (err, Delilah Copperspoon I Should Say)

Duki loves drawing with his crayons. If asked by saying Duki show me a drawing, he'll do just that! He'll show off a random drawing from his art gallery. You can ask for specific drawings as well. Saying Duki show me mother will prompt him to show a lovely drawing of his mommy, how cute! Meanwhile saying Duki show me a drawing #__ with a number after the hashtag (pound symbol? tic tac toe?) will show a specific drawing that corresponds to that number.

Herald the Harold!

Duki has a pet rat named Harold! By saying Duki show me Harold, Duki will proceed to do just that. Harold has some wise words of wisdom to share as well. By saying Harold quote, Duki will relay some wisdom from the Harold himself. Sometimes if Harold is feeling violent, you can summon him to get someone's ass for you by commanding Harold get them and he will be on his way. Harold also has a mother that can be summoned. By saying Karold get them, Harold's mom will be quick on her way in Harold's stead.

Who Needs Therapy when You have Duki?

In an instant where you're feeling down or having a bad day, Duki will try to cheer you up. Saying I'm sad or Duki give me a hug will prompt him to lovingly hug you to try and help you feel better. If you say I will feel sad Duki will preemptively hug you to hopefully avoid such melancholy. If you want to pass the love to someone else, just say Duki give __ a hug and add a name and Duki will hug them too. You know what's better than hugs though? A group hug! If you say Duki group hug, Duki will hug all 200+ members of the server.

Talk to the Hand Duki

Duki can't really talk about Dishonored or ass or whatever else the server is engulfed in, but he responds to basic conversation words, as he was taught to be very polite. Here's a list of a few things he'll respond to:

• Thanks Duki: Well done for having good manners.

• Sorry Duki: He’ll forgive you for your mistake. That being said, he probably won’t remember said mistake -- but it’s the thought that counts.

• Not right now Duki/Not the time Duki: I suppose Duki does have rather the habit of butting in where he isn’t wanted, doesn’t he?

• Not you Duki: He just wants to know why not him?

• Good for you Duki: Duki will reply with words. Are you still reading this? Of course I am you nitwit I'm copying all of this down.

• Good Duki/ Duki is a good boy: Indeed he is.

• Duki are you alive?: Top tip from me, Duki’s programmer: if he doesn’t respond to you asking if he’s alive, he’s dead. Don’t wait for a no.

• I know, Duki: Duki will make sure you know.

• I love you Duki/I love Duki: Duki will tell you how he also loves you. Unless he doesn’t love you, of course. But he loves everyone, so you shouldn’t worry.

  • Duki loves you: Duki will back you up -- he indeed does love You. He’s quite a good hype man. Hype bot…?

  • I stan Duki: As you should.

• I hate you Duki: Why would you even say this? Duki is just a young boy! You’re a monster, I hope you know that.

• Duki (with a __), what crimes will he commit?: What crimes will he commit indeed. He’ll tell you.

Duki, Repeat After Me

Duki is very...how do I say it, gullible. If you ask him to repeat something that you said, he WILL do it. He might mispronounce or misspell a few words, but give him a break, he's trying his hardest. Just preface what you want him to say with Duki repeat after me: (colon VERY important) and he'll repeat back like a weird Talking Tom. For a little extra bit of trickery, prefacing a message with //Duki repeat after me: (two double slashes, no space between either slash nor the Duki) and Duki will delete your message automatically to make it look like he said it all by himself!

Commander of the Duki

You can command Duki to do things as well, many things in fact. Here's a list for those related commands:

• Duki get their ass: A staple of a bygone era.

• Duki shank their ass: Duki has a knife -- who let him have a knife?

• Duki milk them: Yep.

• Duki come closer: I’m starting to think you don’t need these explanations -- I’ve been pretty straightforward with trigger words.

• Duki protect me: Duki protects you from whatever it may be. Let us only hope he does a better job than Corvo in the Dishonored (2012) prologue.

• Stop being horny: Duki will come and get the Horny Person. No horny in Duki’s home -- they should’ve read the rules.

• Arrest this clown: Duki will arrest that Custy-- uh, I mean clown. Stop clowning me in my own writing!

• Go to sleep/Take a nap: Duki tells someone to go to sleep. #selfcare

• Hold this king’s ass: Is your ass too heavy, king? Damn. Good thing Duki’s here to help.

• Duki give this king some choccy milk: Duki will give this king some choccy milk.

• Duki give (name) some choccy milk: Duki will give [name] some choccy milk. See this is what I mean with my earlier ‘do I need to add these descriptions?’. Come on, use your noodle. Very bold of you to assume we have noodles in the first place, what are we, Italian?

• Duki play despacito: Duki will show you him playing hit song Despacito.

• Alexa play despacito: Duki will show you him playing hit song Despacito despite the fact you didn’t ask him to, because he feels pity for you as you don’t seem to remember that there is no Alexa in this server.

• Duki get the tired Potes image: Tired Ben Affleck, move out the way; there’s a new tired bitch in town. Duki retrieves the Tired Potes Image for you.

• Duki get the very tired Potes image: Oh no, what did Blue do this time?

• Duki get the evil Potes image: Before you ask, yes, I am very self-centered, that’s why there are so many drawings of me, by me. This one is somewhat reminiscent of the Hellmo meme. Duki’ll grab it for you.

• Duki get the kickflip chick: I think I added this when testing the image function? And then never removed it? Whatever -- Duki gets an image of a baby chicken doing a sick kickflip on a skateboard. It’s a pretty great image, I won’t lie.

Miscellaneous Duki Moments

This is basically the "I have no idea where these would go and I'm too lazy to sort them" section of Duki commands. Just random Duki phrases that he'll respond to.

• Bondulance: Duki will get the bondulance for your stronk.

• Call the police: Duki, the bloody snitch, will call the police.

• Shit syringe: SHHH!! Don’t say that around Duki -- it scares him.

• !shitsyringe: If you use this, I bet you didn’t even play hide and seek with Emily in Dishonored (2012), you stale glass of scummy G*ezer m*lk.

• Rip Duki: How many funerals has he had now?

• Duko Luko: Duki’s not a fan of his name being misspelt.

• Dukandria Lukandria: Duki’s also not a fan of his full name.

• Luca Abele: You want to talk about him and not Duki? Why?

• I love Daud: If you’re Blue, then we know. If you’re not Blue, however, Duki might make a comment about it.

• I hate Daud: You probably shouldn’t say that. Not because of Duki, but Daud has a fair few fans in here. No, I don’t know why either. That makes two of us.

• The c word: Not crap, the other C word. I legally can’t write it because Motes doesn’t like that word -- but if you can write it, then go find out what Duki’s reaction is. Imagine not being able to say the word "****". Shit. Why can't I say ****?

• Outsider’s crooked cock/(various other Outsider swears): The Outsider is a good friend of Duki’s, and he’s going to defend his good friend’s honour.

• Duki is a peepee boy: He’s not.

• Duki Luki Duki Luki Duki Luki: Summon Duki. I don’t know why you said his name three times, he’ll show up if you say it just the once. A bit excessive if you ask me.

• Gunpatia/take care of yourself: Duki gives you a special message from that one nice doctor lady who looks a bit like his mother but most certainly is not his mother.

• Vasco girl: sksksksksk (but not sk-- well, a little bit related to the sk) Wh-what do you mean a LITTLE bit related to the sk? Potes?