Sunburned Emily AU

Creator: Tea

Description:

emily gets a really bad sunburn in dh2 karnaca.

ends up looking like hellboy. most of her is covered so she has like. a bad tan line in the shape of her mask. everything below the nose is still the usual color

She unstones Corvo and he can’t stop screaming because what the fuck why is she so RED. She unstones Corvo and he nearly dies of laughter. "emi-JHAHAHKLAHHAHAHA"

the wanted posters are like "the maroon murderer"

she takes the wraps off her hand and once again, perfectly shaped unfortunate tan lines. That’ll teach her to not wrap it properly. She probably was copying corvo except corvo can get away with it

emily and corvo are having a squabble and like, he just taps her forehead and she fuckin dies. on dishonroed christmas he gets her sunscreen

ONE DAY AS A PRANK WYMAN OR SOMEONE ELSE VANDALIZES PAINTINGS OF HER BY GIVING HER THAT TANE LINE

is there like, the opposite of a tanline. cause I feel like corvo would have that from dh1 until he goes back to karnaca. VITAMIN D DEFICIENT KING

in dunwall corvo is like a the bald king neptune from spongebob but all over

Jess would burn SO badly when she has to go to serkonos. Jess spends thirty seconds in the sun and she carbonizes

Archives:

Emily: “its over delilah”

Delilah: “who is this red fuckin goblin”