Talk shit get hit (by Corvo)

Tagged as Corvo Attano, Custis Pendleton, Jessamine Kaldwin

Creator : Multiple

Desc:

it’s written somewhere on custis’ wiki that he was thrown out of a dinner bc he made some remark towards jess.

Wondering exactly what he said, but it does have characterization to it. Quite simply, my man is a clear cut asshole. I also love the imagery of like, Corvo literally grabbing Custis by the collar/jacket and physically yeeting him out of the dinner and him landing face first

he Does Not Care who you are, you chat shit to his wife he's yeeting you out. Corvo be like: fuck you and your Lord title <3. That"s like a part of why Jess likes Corvo, is that he isn't hesitant about social conventions if you talk shit you get hit, no matter who you are

Archives:

havelock: u've gotta take down morgan and custis pendleton

corvo, thinking about how badly he wanted to kill custis after the shit he said to jess: fuck yes

corvo: these fists don't discriminate, chat shit get hit

jess: [heart eyes]

Custis: Says literally anything

Corvo: These hands are rated E for Everyone, just saying

lord: do you know who i am???

corvo: yeah but i don't give a fuck [yeet]

young jess, looking at corvo: i am marrying that man i don't care if it's impossible i am gonna find a way

morgan: are you just going to let the royal protector do that??

jessamine: Like Corvo said, chat shit get hit. Who am I to disagree?

when stuff like that happened w jess it was like:

corvo: i'm gonna punch him

jess: fair, ilu

but w emily it's:

corvo: i'm gonna punch him

emily, getting up from the throne: not if i punch him first!!!