Creator: Multiple
Description:
It is dlml nature to recreate the twitter AU every once in a while - Hydria, 2020
part of DH twitter au is Corvo not being active on twitter but quote retweeting one of Daud’s shitty takes and absolutely decimating him in Serkonan. You hit the translate button and it’s Corvo calling Daud very bad swears
#hiramisoverparty is filled with whalers spamming K-pop fancams. Coup crew makes “cancel culture is over” threads while everyone else makes dude fuck hiram he’s cancelled twts.
Daud posts his apology video to the Whalers' OnlyKnife account. OnlyDaud subscribes for live assassinations ;).
corvo has a masked felon twitter. And corvo, being a Dad, fucks up with his technology and ends up posting a masked felon selfie on main.has to pretend he got hacked to not reveal his identity. He makes Emily dress up as the masked felon and take a selfie with him to prove he isn’t him.
characters:
Luca abele is @thedukeofserkonass
Emily is @therealEmilykaldwin as well as @Emilythegreen when off-duty
Teague Martin is @hoeverseermartini
Grim Alex is @crownedkiller
Corvo is @protectwhore or @ratdad when young and on the run, @royal-protector when old
Hiram is @royalspymaster
Hypatia is a backyard scientist, TheGoodDoctor on Youtube
Samuel is Boatmansam on Youtube
Sokolov is RoyalPhysicianSokolov on Youtube
Archives:
“Maybe if H*ram stanned LOONA”
“If you support h*ram unfollow me, unfollow me right now.”
“I’m sorry for bringing plague rats into the city to wipe out poor people. I was in a bad place”
“Oomf follows H*ram” “WHO???” “dm”
"I'm sorry for killing the Empress, disappearing for 15 years and then trying to kill god. I've had a rough few decades."
Daud: “I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to apologize. So what we did that day on the gazebo was obviously planned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never killed the Empress. I should have put the knife down, and stopped what we were doing. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet, I want to apologize to anyone who's been affected by Jessamine’s death, I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by the plague, or depression, or suicide. But, most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and her family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my job is always to kill rich people, to get rid of the waste, and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.”
corvo, posting a selfie of the masked felon: you guys heard about bitcoin