Theatre AU

Creator: Willow

Description:

Thinks about various dh characters trying to do a musical production.

everyone's in a play, the outsider is the director, there's so much petty rivalry. OUTSIDER THE DIRECTOR IS SO FUNI LIKE "Yeah. I'm 15. And I have more theater experience than all of you 40 year olds, now get to your places we're starting"

delilah is jessamine's understudy and constantly wanting to be more

Corvo and Daud have the lead role rivalry. corvo doesn't even really want the lead role meanwhile daud wants it so bad but doesn't get it. or daud accidentally genuinely hit jessamine in one scene where they were meant to fake fight and jess had to go home and now corvo wants revenge. but he has no fight scenes w daud... yet. The injury was a genuine mistake but Daud and Corvo already hated each others prior to that and jump at that excuse to fight

They dont do stunt fights when in hero/villain roles. They literally beat the shit out of each other on stage. That one scene from Beastars where they genuinely try to kill each other during theatre

Archives:

"I'm thirty!" "we can literally all see that you're 15" "no you can't"