The Whalers & Sokolov AU

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You think Daud has ever seen a doctor willingly in his whole life? he saw plenty of doctors at the academy and decided that actually, no thanks, i don't want to see one of those again.

Man would get stabbed and say “it’s not that serious. Please don’t call sokolov”. (it implies that in a pinch Daud's worse fear is the improbable possibility that the Whalers may call Sokolov for help)

how would they call him. why would they call him. bat signal but for sokolov.

The whole whaler gang just panicking and going to Sokolov every time. that one video that’s like “you guys are in a crisis. I’m on my way” but with sokolov on his way to the whaler base

Sokolov doesn’t even make daud Pay he just requires forbiden outsider knowledge. Daud doesn't give a shit about sharing outsider info but he becomes uncomfy and keeps it hidden because of the amount of philosophers asking him about it

Daud starts making up random shit to fuck with sokolov. “Oh yeah big fan of red heads. You should definately dye it-“

DAUD BEING LIKE "Yes. The black eyed bastard. He's very into hagfish bathwater. Also he likes it when you bring his marked money. I'm one of the marked by the way." WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. Sokolov then randomly brings Corvo money post-DH1. SOKOLOV SPONSORING THE MARKED THIKING THAT IT HELPS.

SOKOLOV BEFORE HE MEETS CORVO. HE THINKS THE OUTSIDER LIKES UGLY PPL. We can all hope that he has had some semblance of good looking in his youth but if we’re being honest.... there is and never was any hope for daud. Daud will always and forever look like somebody dropped an anvil on his face I done make the rule

Archives:

daud: [gets stabbed]

whalers: IDK SOMEONE CALL THE ROYAL PHYSICIAN

Whalers: OH LOOK THE OUTSIDER

Sokolov: * comes crashing in * where?!

Daud: gets stabbed

Daud: it’s not that serious. Please don’t call sokolov.

Whaler: We.... we've never met the guy?

Daud: Oh

Whaler: Do you know Sokolov?

Daud: Never met the guy. Forget about that.

“He really likes whales. Probably not happy with that whole whale killing thing you’ve got going”

“I am going anti whale oil THIS INSTANT-“

daud: what even is a sokolov? idk

billie, whispering to thomas: i think he's concussed

thomas: yeah it's worse than we thought

Sokolov: I'll help you if you tell me heretic stuff

Daud: Please just let me die

Daud: sorry i have no money

Sokolov: just tell me about the outsider

Daud: hes a dick?

Sokolov: thank you * leaves *

“Why did you call sokolov!?!?! Now he’ll never leave!!!”

“I’m sorry I panicked”

Jessamine: You ran out of the Tower in a hurry yesterday, what happened?

Sokolov: patient needed urgent help

Jessamine: Oh someone I know of?

Sokolov:

Sokolov: I sure as fuck hope not

sokolov, some years later: well i guess you know him now, rip

Corvo: why are you bringing me money?

Sokolov: doesn't it please the outsider when you give money to the marked?

Corvo: No????? Who told you that?

Sokolov:

Sokolov: Ok so funny story

sokolov: he just marks ugly people, this is so sad, he will never mark me ):

jessamine: i say this as a friend, but have you ever looked in a mirror