Whaler on call AU

Creator: Multiple

Description:

AU where Jess orders hits on herself to get out of awkward social situations, especially nobles trying to flirt with her. that's how she becomes friends with Daud (who later becomes her spymaster)

The Whalers start getting comfy and call the guard they knock out by their first names. eventually the guards just get used to it. they start like playing cards together in the hallways. the guards r on the ground and the whalers are up perched on the pipes/crown molding/whatever

Archives:

Billie : we have a contract from the empress

Daud : unexpected but ok

Billie : here it is

Daud :

Billie :

Daud : she wants us to do what?

Billie : yeah I was surprised too

someone: wow isn't it so weird that a whaler has attacked almost every single one of the functions that the empress has been at recently. It's a very good thing she has you.

Corvo, who knows about jess' commissions: haha yeah super weird. sooo weird

[After the Whalers start getting comfy]

Guard : ASSASSINS!

Whaler : oh hello Steve! :)