Witcher AU

Creator: Pip

Description:

corvo and outsider could be very easily transposed to geralt and jaskier in the witcher netflix series

bardsider doing the toss a coin to your witcher song. bardsider in jaskiers dumb puffy bard outfits.

bardsider going by a flower name like jaskier/dandelion does......... hyacinth

corvo is selectively mute. bard-sider is perfectly able to interpret witcher-corvo's weird nonverbal noises and gestures. when they're around people witcher-corvo just lets bard-sider do the talking and interpret for him. he talks a bit more when they're on the road

corvo likes plucking the strings on bardsider’s lute (??) bc vibrations make his brain go brrr.

Once they’re more comfortable with each other corv starts showing his ,, idk not appreciation but Affection through touch. He stands behind bard-sider and just. plops his head on top of his. and ofc he starts talking to him more on the roads he’s still letting him do the talking otherwise. casual nonverbal affection. also grumpy but fond

bard-sider catching corvo off guard and making him laugh with something dumb

Outsider and Jaskier... THEYRW BOTH EXTREMELY UNHELPFUL TWINKS who form parasocial relationships with the brooding silent types. little goth ass bard.

i think tim n i settled on the name "hyacinth" for bardsider because jaskier gets a fake flower name (jaskoer is polish for dandelion) so bardsider needed one. and hyacinth is (a) purple (b) i saw one in-game at some point (c) gay little greek mythological figure who attained immortality after dying sadly.

annoying twink who follows dilf around. corvo is geralt .but of course thats NATURE. emily is obviously cirri. i think we werent sure on yen since aesthetically she fits delilah more but thematically shes more jess.

samuel is that one merchant who carted geralt through the woods while he had fever mom dreams.

whwhwhwait wha t if we remove the romantic aspect of yennefer and make billie yen.

Archives:

witcher!corvo: trying very hard to brood in the corner of a tavern

bard!sider: oh? someone to follow? someone with a great destiny for me to lovingly annoy?

"you have the smell of destiny about you." "it's onions."

corvo: this stupid bard has been following me for days. im doing a very dangerous job and i like being alone

bardsider: corvo i got stung by a bee

corvo, approaching the beehive w malicious intent: which one of you fuckers,

corvo, holding bardsider so gently because the dumbass got hurt: you’re a nuisance

bardsider: *puppy eyes*

corvo:

corvo: how did you say that out loud