Corvo refusing drinks

Tagged as Corvo Attano, Daud

Creator : Lunar

Description:

hc that Corvo doesn’t drink when it’s handed to him. He just kindly declines.

He must get cold sweats evey time someone hands Emily a drink. Alcohol, food, he has to make sure nothing is poisoned. Which in a Spymaster Daud scenario he would be tasked to do. Like that’s just part of Daud’s job now even tho he hasn’t signed up for that.

Daud ends up tasting everything and makes scathing comments on the food's quality. (he actually doesn't dislike it, he's not picky, he just enjoys being a jackass)

Daud pretends to get poisoned once. Just to fuck around. Bc he’s dramatic.

both daud and corvo are serkonan, but the tower chefs aren't used to using spices bc the previous ones where white so in the rare occasion some dumbass tries to poison corvo daud tastes and is like. Hm. Somethings up. This usually bland ass dish actually has flavor.

So eventually, a few cooks from serkonos are hired with much rejoicing

Archives:

Daud: Corvo I’m the Spymaster not poison tester

Corvo: ik but you’re the only one that’s IMMUNE to poison so uhhhh

Daud: spits out food

Corvo: Wha- is it poisoned!?

Daud: No it's just the worst attempt at a curry I've ever tasted

Daud: wtf they serve you this bland ass shit???

Daud: it tastes like BOILED WATER