Hip replacement AU

Creator: Tea

Description:

[Hiaen's note: Really? REALLY!!???]

au where corvo spares jindosh because he needs a hip replacement. corvo is the one who needs hte hip replacement

Couldn’t he just have sokolov do that? well sokolov's old. sokolov also needs a hip replacement ngl. au where just everyone needs a hip replacement

here's how it went according to my hc:

Corvo: Sokolov, I need a hip replacement, can you make me one

Sokolov: Got it, just get me two springrazors, a grenade, and a gun

Corvo: you know what nevermind im good

Gives hip firing a whole new meaning

man what if that's what piero actually went into: the hip industry. Hypatia could probably pull of a hip replacement

the reason daud flopped in doto is bc he forgot to get a new hip. The hip of dunwall. When his hip was actually well. He was famous for it

Oh and don't forget the name changes. Hipvo. Hipdosh. Sokohip.

Au where daud survives doto because he had a hip replacement made from void stone and whalebone. Billie doesn't want one but Sider cares so he gives her one. And she's like that's it im coming for your kneecaps.

when sider exists again he instantly experiences hip pain from floating for 3000 years. That's why she holds him the good ending, because his hip instantly falters. billie is so used to daud's horrible hips that at that point she just instinctively clutches people

Archives:

Corvo: These hips dont nonlethal!!!

Corvo: shoots 4 howlers

Piero to Emily: Im hi-gets shot