Princess Bride AU

Creator: Willow

Description:

Corvo is wesley

Jess is buttercup

The rest of the loyalists are the ones that get corvo out of the pit of despair

H*ram humperdinck?

The priest can be campbell

Uhhhh miracle max can be sokolov

-corvo and jess are princess and royal protector and secretly in love, and Corvo is like hey I'll go out and get enough money so we can move somewhere nice and quiet and get married! However Corvo is "killed" by "the masked felon" and jess is sad, and 5 years is planned to be married off to prince theodanis abele of serkonos.

-Jess gets kidnapped by Havelock, Daud, and Billie. Billie is trying to track down who killed deidre.

They are pursued seperately by theodanis' soldiers and "The masked felon"

Cliffs of insanity! Corvo beats billie in a duel and knocks her out, chokes out daud, and has a battle of wits with havelock who dies of being poisoned. Corvo as the masked felon rescues jess, jess sees theodanis' soldiers approaching and shoves him down the hillside. Corvo yells "As you wish" as he tumbles and jess follows.

On to the fire swamp filled with rodents of unusual size! Theodanis nabs jess and lets corvo go, aka handing him over to h*ram to be tortured in the pit of despair, aka coldridge. Corvo notices he has six fingers before passing out from the pain.

Daud and Billie go get him and take him to the miracle worker, sokolov. Woohoo! Corvo is only mostly dead!