Modern slang use and misuse

Tagged as Geoff Curnow, Corvo Attano, Daud, Watch Officer Thorpe

Creator: Multiple

Description:

Geoff is the one that tries to use woke terms to keep up with the kids. Callista begs him not to do that. He does it more when she’s around

Corvo: Doesn't know modern slang and doesn't use it

Geoff: Knows some modern slang and does his best to use it well but fails atrociously

Daud: Knows all the modern slang and misuses it on purpose to fuck with his kids

Where’s Thorpe on all this? knows modern slang, doesnt use it, gets exasperated by geoffs incorrect usage.Thorpe knows gang lingos because of all the prisoners but he doesn't know kid slang.

Thorpe mastering pokerface around Geoff when he does that. He doesn't want to be the one shattering Geoff's world, he'll suffer quietly with a :|. He just nods and goes about his day. Then complains to his ex wife. Who doesn’t understand slang at all. And thinks Geoff is low key using it right

hm alsoo geoff just keepin a mental note of all the new slang he learns bc hes !!! :D :D about it bc he feels included w people by using slang as slang is essentially a large inside joke - and now jeff is a part of it!!

He keeps a notepad. Just for slang. You can see him scribbling wrong info down. And Thorpe senses it like a special kind of spidy senses

anyways,,, hm geoff sitting throuh conversations nodding along but he doesnt really know what they are saying/talking about but he also doesnt want 2 seem dumb/out of touch/not part of teh Crew so he just :) :) :) and thats why hes so happy when he "learns" slang

Archives:

Geoff: This tea is really Poggers

Callista: Uncle.

geoff, pointing to some tea: boi, is that bae or what?

callista:

geoff: hey thorpe [uses really bad slang incorrectly oh my god]

thorpe: *sweats heavily*

thorpe: can ya adam and eve it? geoff don't know the all the gang a la mode! i'm absolutely cream crackered, can't teach him the ali mcrgraw anymore

Geoff: grossly and enthusiastically misuses modern slang

Corvo: doesn't get it

Thorpe: does his best not to cringe and keep a straight face

Daud: does zero effort to hide his hilarity and laughs out loud