Sokolov sassing Grim Alex AU

Creator: Hydria

Description:

au where instead of him being surprised in the audiograph he just turns around and starts sassing her. same with Jindosh.

Jindosh wasn’t even going to electro shock him for the intel it was just bc sokolov wouldn’t stop talking. Jindosh sending guards to speak to sokolov/bring food etc. bc mustache man is bullied every time. Sokolov still finds some kind of mic connecting to his cell and talks shit directly into it and drives Kirin insane

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sokolov: y’know, all in all getting kidnapped all those years ago wasn’t all that bad. i mean, i wouldn’t want to go through it again, but at least i was able to teach emily and—

alex, behind him, about to kidnap him:

sokolov:

alex:

sokolov: fuck

“Listen. There’s no way anybody can unstage corvo attano. You can try but it’s not going to end well. You’re so small how are you going to lift me- AUGGGG”

sokolov: y’know, i was kept in a dog cage the last time i was kidnapped and their hospitality was better than this

jindosh: shut the ffFFUCK UP

Where are the plague rats? You're planning on keeping me here with a ROBOT, pathetic

“Couldn’t even buy organic, went recycled smh”

“I preferred when corvo carried me, your friend made the ride so much bumpier”