AU where Daud activates his powers by slapping his tiddies

Creator: Multiple

Description:

aka “I can’t believe I have to rec this” AU

What it says on the tin.

He smacks his titty to deafen the whole room. Tiddy windblast. Mesmerize but Daud takes out his singular tiddy. He smacks his tiddy to activate Void Gaze.

He also slaps his tiddies to summon assassins. The sound of his tiddy clap just means "EVERYONE GET THEIR ASS HERE". HE HAS SPECIAL SLAPS FOR EACH. Actually, you know what, distance communication by tiddy-clapping morse.

The whalers are all talking and no one's listening and Daud keeps shouting then finally deafening titty slap "LISTEN UP ASSHOLES". AND IT TAKES UP MANA BC HIS TIDDY IS HARD TO SLAP, TAKES ENERGY.

Jess, Corvo and Emily hear the tiddy slap before he arrives. The slap of Dunwall. The sound of tiddy slap becomes feared all across Dunwall as an omen of death. ITS LIKE IN JURASSIC PARK WITH THE GLASS AND THE T REX FOOTSTEPS BUT W DAUD TIDDY SLAPPING. EVERYONE LOOKS AT THE GLASS SHAKING. THE WAVES GET BIGGER AND THE TIDDY MAN APPROACHES. Legend has it if you hear 3 tiddy slaps after midnight you die. daud slapping his tiddy so hard he bursts ppls eardrums.

As a counterpoint, his duel with Corvo is just Corvo slapping his ass and Daud slapping his tiddy. JUST 2 ASSASSINS STARING AT EACH OTHER AND SLAPPING THEMSELVES. The person that manage’s to slap the other’s tiddy or ass wins.

Archives:

daud, if he gets injured: OH GOD ARE MY TIDDIES OK

Billie, seeing daud activate void gaze for the first time:

DAUD, SLAPPING TIDDY; COME HERE THOMAS

Billie: I hate this fucking family. Can I get a normal family.... FOR ONCE????

Daud, slapping his tiddy so hard that all of Dunwall can hear: COME GET Y'ALL JUICE

daud, slapping his tiddy: aight here we go!!

corvo, jessamine and emily:

daud: u think u can out slap me, a slapper of tiddies??

“I know your ass claps Corvo.”

"and you choose mercy... extraordinary" *gigantic WHOMP as daud slaps his tiddy to leave*

Daud: explains something

Thomas: ok sir

Thomas: slaps Daud’s titties like that Undercover Martyn meme and blinks