Consumerism AU

Creator: Multiple

Description:

I don’t know what’s going on

You play as Borvo Battano, totally not related to the Attano family in any way, and you have to eliminate opposing fast food chains by getting them arrested for violating health codes. It’s like 2 centuries in the future.

if targets are thematic more than characters what consumerist vices do they all represent. one character obvs represent greed, or maybe multiple do! Tis a broad subject.

the overseers are chickfila

The pendletons are bigshot ceos who you condemn to working the drive thru window for the rest of their lives

havelock used to be a manager at hirams [mcdonalds?] and now hes pissy he got fired. mcburrows. mcburrows used to be mckaldwins (or something better)

so.... like...... was Jess the boss of the restaurant and daud killed her or.

There was a hostile corporate takeover. Burrows was the New Manager sent from corporate. Jess probs doesn't die, juet firedd.

Daud does corporate espionage and was hired to slander jess so they'd have a reason to fire her. Daud does a smear campaign against Jess,,,

youre all pondering what sins they represent while i simply imagine a high chaos scene where corvo picks up campbell and starts dunking him headfirst in the fryers. Corvo just sticks Campbell's head in a french fry fryer and that's him getting branded

im just. thinkin about what the plot of dh2 would entail as well bc like. youve clawed your way to the top of the mcdonalds hierarchy, get slandered (what replaces the murders?? osha violations????), and have to defect to burger king to win back your mcdonaldian throne????

the outsider is every mascot at once hes somehow everywhere at once in every costume. you look at the mcdonalds and ronaldsiders looking at you. you look to the left at the bk and theres burgersider

Corvo always gets strange advice from the sign spinner outside his target restaurant and it's always somehow the same dude. He's not sure if he just works 17 bad job to get by or if it's actually something deeply concerning

mental imagery of billie dramatically shoving a spatula into the heart of a petrified ronald mcdonald

Archives:

Your life has taken quite a turn, has it not?

no clown shoes slapping, because he floats