If developer write a poet to his girl friend...

Post date: Jul 22, 2013 8:53:21 AM

If developer try to write a poet about a girl means, it would be like this…

U'r smile - DoS attack

Ur Eyes- Back door attack

Ur Ears- Apple logo 

Ur sense - My intellisense

Ur finger on keyboard - The best way to hack my software (Heart) using hardware (Keyboard).

While ride a bike - I feel like downloading a file in the speed of 3 MBPS in slow GPRS connection

Village girl - Nokia Phone

Modern girl - Latest iPhone

Accept a love - Project compiled successfully

Accept a love with condition - Project complied successfully with warnings

While fighting - Complied code is not working as we expected

Love break up- Prompt alert like "You should format this disk to use further" while clicking on important hard disk.