President Trump Mimics The Spongebob Movie?!
Background Information:
In the, "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie; Hero. Legend. Sponge.", Plankton realizes he has one more plan to still the Krabby Patty Formula. He steals King Neptune's Crown, sells it to a scary city called Shell City and frames it on Eugene Krabs AKA: Spongebob boss at the Krusty Krab. In order to safe Mr.Krabs from the King's punishment, Spongebob has to get back before the days expire with Patrick tagging along. While Spongebob and Patrick are on their journey, Plankton steals the Krabby Patty Formula and starts selling it at his own restaurant, the Chum Bucket and when a fish buys a krabby patty then they get a free chum bucket helmet. Soon another employee form the Krusty Krab, Squidward figured out Plankton's plan making Plankton take matters into his own hands and forcefully controlled everyone's mind. Days later, with much problems and situations along the way, Spongebob and Patrick make it back to Bikini Bottom with King Neptune's Crown. Everyone was happy and fulled with gratefulness until Plankton controlled the King and started cornering Patrick, Mr.Krabs, and Spongebob. Spongebob then explodes into this huge magical wizard/rockstar and frees the whole bikini bottom from the helmets with his magical guitar while singing how much of a kid he is and finally is embracing it but how everyone should embrace their inner kid as well.
Trump having a Plankton Mind :
Trump makes it rain but with his infamous red hats that states “Make America Great Again”.
Study shows that whoever where’s the hat becomes brainwashed and will worship him forever.
It appears that he had gotten the idea from "The Spongebob Squarepants Movie; Hero. Legend. Sponge." when Plankton ruled the world by forcing the chum bucket helmet onto everyone in bikini bottom.
86% of the US are wearing the evil, malicious hats. Philadelphia is the only city that has a low population of people wearing hats, totaling 64%. Other cities having percentages, 80%-99%.
Fortunately, I have interviewed one of the survivors from this storm, he goes by Mir215 from Norf. ‘So how did you survive hurricane of hats’ I asked Mir,
“Dodged them jawns yamsayin, Got me f'd up”.
‘Sir you can’t curse on her-’
“Oh my fault, my fault, but yea I wasn’t gonna let that hat landed on my head so I had to yamean.”
‘Mhm, thank you for your time.’
As you can see, the hat is making people, dodging barely surviving this horrific crisis. It is indeed a nightmare come true.
Everyone beware of the controlling red hats, spreading rather rapidly as each hour goes by.