What's happening

Since the beginning of the Trump Presidency the government has staged California wildfires to use the donations from kind people, that should’ve been used to rebuild houses or relocate Californians, to make the President’s life more luxurious. “The American Citizens are really ignorant to the fact that wildfires are fake” Said President Trump in text messages to his advisors. Since Trump has became President over 10,000 wildfires have been staged and the donations keep rolling in. A common question that people have asked are “Where exactly did the rest of the money go?” These funds also go directly to the President and he uses them to buy more vacation homes abroad. According to our sources, President Trump uses his personal connections to replicate Californian towns and cities, just to burn it to the ground in front of the media. These stages often cost over 10 billion tax dollars to make. President Trump is abusing his power as President to use innocent Americans’ money to benefit himself. The President just has scandal after scandal and the American Citizens are tired of it. All we can do is hope that President Trump gets put inside a peach.