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Written by Iago Campos, 09/30/2025
Hi York! Many of you are probably unfamiliar with Super-Iago! Honestly, there isn’t much to say. He’s happy, fun and unique in so many different ways. Super-Iago lives in a city called Superville… pretty basic. Everybody in Superville is a Super. A Super is a person with a unique power. These can extend from basic powers, like strength, all the way to more specific ones, such as Cow Summoning. Every single Super has a power. Except one: Super-Iago! First things first, I want to tell y’all about Super-Iago’s childhood. Consider it a prologue.
Super-Iago didn’t have a normal childhood. He was born a baby, just like everybody else. Actually, Super-Iago wasn’t born. He fell out of the sky. This is normal in Superville. In fact, this is how you know you’re a Super. But Super-Iago spent his whole childhood trying to find out what his power was. Most people had a good idea of what they were going to be able to do before they turned 16 and received their powers. Super-Iago waited patiently for his birthday to come. As it drew closer, Iago became anxious. He counted down the weeks, the days, the hours, the minutes, the seconds. And nothing. Nothing ever happened. To this very day, 8 years after his 16th birthday, Super-Iago remains powerless. Or at least that's what we thought.
Very recently we found out the Super-Iago had the coo-coo bananas power to steal other people’s powers. Isn’t that coo-coo bananas?
Well… anywho, let's set the stage for the Super-Iago series.
Once upon a time in the Andromeda galaxy. Hold up. Did you know that in 4.5 billion years, the Andromeda galaxy will collide with the Milky Way galaxy? Cool stuff! Anyways, Super-Iago is from a massive planet called Super-Earth (Or PA-99-N2 as us humans from earth call it). Now when I say massive, I mean BIG. Super-Earth could fit approximately 8216 earths inside of it! That is, if somebody happened to have 8216 earths at hand, which personally, I do not.
Super-Earth is located on the edge of a really goofy molecular cloud which makes the view in the night sky seem quite… interesting. For those of you who are living under a rock, a molecular cloud is basically a big spot in space where stars like to be born and they look pretty funky. I guarantee that you’ve seen one before.
Anyways, let's zoom in on Super-Earth! Super-Earth consists of 6 regions. Their names are Smugzoid, Toludenius, Maraperen, Unlahand, Revafortly and, Super-Iago’s home, Flaprataren. Super-Iago lives in Flaprataren’s most populous city, Superville, which is also the biggest city in all of Super-Earth. Superville is home to upwards of 60 million people! Thankfully, due to the great size of Super-Earth, Superville also takes up an extremely large amount of land, which means that the city is not overcrowded.
Superville is also very high-tech and contains transportation that can take you anywhere in the city in a matter of minutes. They have trains, roads, planes, a subway, a streetcar, and teleportation booths for the rich (Do to this high price, you should not be expecting super-Iago to be using these booths and any point in any of these stories).
Anyways, to say the least, Super-Iago is extremely lucky to be living in such a wonderful place. Or is he?
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