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Written by Tessa Manikowska 06/03/2026.
Kermit’s Wardrobe
Ever since Kermit was born he was destined for the runway, a dog with the face of a model and the clothes of a fashionista. His wardrobe is nothing short of a masterpiece, with items ranging from chewed up rubber boots to well preserved coats.
Starting off strong, his daily go to’s are the orange shoes imitating ‘dwarf’ balloons which also come in the colour black. Kermit’s feet must not be damaged by the salt filled roads of Toronto, the shoes provide a layer of protection. Another option he has, are the yellow rainboots, which apparently are more tasty than useful. Our food connoisseur considered them quite the treat indicated by half of a missing shoe. Moving onto his reversible jacket. With Canada’s harsh weather, Kermit finds sweaters and coats necessary. At times, when he feels stylish, he wears blue to ensure his outfit (matched with the orange shoes) is complementary. Other times, Kermit wants to remain mysterious, that's when he changes his jacket colour to black.
He also owns 3 sweaters, with his favorite one being a matcha green colour. Kermit, wanting to be preformative on walks, wears his matcha coloured knit sweater while listening to Laufey beats on his wired headphones. Sometimes though, trying to bring back his inner child, he wears his ‘Snoopy’ hoodie. If you see him with his hood on, you know not to approach Kermit as he might just be reminiscing about the good old days. Lastly, we have his beige knit sweater which he got for free from the vet. It’s a very sensitive statement piece which reminds him of his most dreaded place. If you see him wearing this sweater, you know he’s coping.
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