Written by Iago Campos, 10/20/2024
Hello, and welcome to Super-Iago! Halloween addition! Today I want to tell you about a special Day in super-Iago’s life. This time though, it Is special-special. The supreme of specialness!
It was October 12th, a cold windy evening, when super-Iago was just returning home from work. As usual he got stuck in traffic on his way home. He was driving Home in his old Supercar 13, the most depressing SuperCar to Ever exist in the World of supercars… Some would even say it was unlucky, but why would super-Iago ever believe in that nonsense. The number 13 isn’t unlucky. Luck isn’t even a thing. Right?
Super-Iago got home at 6:38 PM. He opened the trunk of his car, and smiled. Right in front of him were the two biggest pumpkins you would ever see. super-Iago’s Neighbors came over and helped iago lug the pumpkins over to his veranda. they set one down on either side of the door. Super-Iago walked back over to his car, and shut the trunk. He then locked the car and walked back into his house.
October 13, 7:32 AM
The next morning Super-Iago hopped out of bed, and threw on his clothes. A warm orange-Beige sweater, and a pair of gray sweatpants. He Brushed his teeth, combed his hair, and stepped outside of the house, only to find that one of his pumpkins had a small hole in it. THe whole pumpkin was tipped over, and the seeds were scattered all over his veranda. He sighed, tipped the pumpkin back up, and left for work in his supercar 13.
October 13, 5:28 Pm
Super-Iago got home relatively early today, because he was so excited for… uhhh… Nothing really. He just wanted to watch scooby-doo. He walked up the stairs to his house, and found that the pumpkin had once again been tipped over by some mysterious being. Probably just a squirrel.
October 31, 6:57 Pm
*Ding Dong*! Ooooh, the sweet sound of a doorbell on Halloween! Super-Iago couldn’t have been more excited!
Actually… He was a bit more excited last year, because his first halloween visitor had come dressed like a Big Mac.
Immediately, Super-IAgo Ran over to the door, opened it up, and saw a Zombie! Super-Iago screamed, and ran in a circle 23 times.
“Errr…. Trick or Treat?” Said the mysterious little zombie.
Super-Iago paused, raised his glasses, and laughed. He gave the zombie two kit-kats and a smartie.
The zombie smiled at Super-Iago, and said, “thank you, I love your pumpkin!”
“Pumpkin?” Super-Iago thought… didn’t he have two? SUper-Iago remembered from his grammar class in SK that you add an “s” to the end when there is a plural, and there was definitely a plural. He looked to his left, and saw a perfect pumpkin, with a couple of holes here and there, but who cares about a couple of holes? Then he looked to his right and screamed! On the ground, where there used to be a pumpkin was a Stem! A short stubby stem to be exact. This time super-iago ran in a circle 24 times!
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” Super-Iago screamed!
Then, all of a sudden super-Iago heard another scream. “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
“Hmm… I didn’t know this street had an echo!” SUper-Iago thought.
He decided to test it out again. “Hhhhh-Eeeeeeeeee-Lllllllllll-Ooooooooooo!” SUper-Iago screamed
“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” came another scream!
Super-Iago’s Face fell. He walked from his door to the front of his house, and saw a giant squirrel chasing a little ghost. Super-Iago looked at the squirrel, looked at his pumpkin, and then sighed. Now he knew what was eating his pumpkin.
He jumped in his car, backed up out of his driveway, and slammed his foot on the gas. 10, 50, 150Km/h! But he forgot about the speed bump. He smashed into the giant squirrel, and hit the speed bump. Both super-Iago, and the squirrel were soon flying. Super-iago decided there was only one option. He tightened his hand to a fist, and smashed the self-destruct button in his supercar 13. Little did he know that directly below him was the man with the power to randomly summon parachutes. All of a sudden a parachute popped up right in front of super iago. super-Iago grabbed it, and hovered to the ground, carless.
The End