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Written by the Borys and Jackson Fan Community, 02/03/2025
“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. Borys and Jackson are those stars.”
There are times of happiness, when the world is colorful, the sun shines bright, and the music plays. And then there are days of despair. The day I read the Stand reviews of the best nap spots at York was the latter. The complete and utter lack of effort put into both articles has not only appalled me to the point of tears, but it puts shame on all members of the stand. While some good takes were comprehended within the pages of the previously mentioned manuscripts, most of it was complete and utter deception, a form of propaganda aimed to guide aspiring nappers from knowing the best nap spots at the school. Within the next few paragraphs the wordsmiths have incorporated a comprehensive overview of what is widely believed to be the most accurate nap spot review ever written, all in the form of a literary work that rivals that of Homer or Shakespeare.
This review was incredibly hard to make due to the fact that the legs and powerhouse authors of the stand could not even fathom the thought of napping during school and in general as this is put simply pathetic. A great person, Max French, once said: “Sleep is for the weak,” but Borys and Jackson aren’t weak, and this is clear through their ungodly physique consisting of absolute bursting muscles and an 8 pack that is visible through the school polo. This state of physical and mental fitness is only acquired by joining and working with the stand to produce higher quality articles and not the boring, rubbish and half asked articles that are unfortunately getting churned out weekly. Our heroes, Jackson and Borys, are here to stop this heresy with a beautiful review of the most boring article ever produced under the stand, “reviewing the mediocre list of the BEST nap spots in school.”
Wellness center couches: this is an OK place to sleep considering everything that is going on. It is quite hard for Borys and Jackson to enjoy that location though, as it is always packed with their fans begging to spend some time with them, and they can never get any peace and quiet.
Lunch time booths: Whoever places this entry within the top five slumber spots within the confines of our beloved institution, has done an act out absolute and utter sagacity. This spot rivals the mastermind enquiries behind the likes of Hippocrates and Plato himself. Simply a majestic nomination. A big well done to Maddie for this spot. Having supreme intellect, and unrivaled reasoning skills, Borys and Jackson would have done the same.
201 Couch: A very irrelevant spot, only sleep there if you don’t have any dignity.
Half circle learning commons: this would be a great option to nap if you are built like a small child, unfortunately Jackson and Borys are huge 6 '5 meatheads with muscles that require a license and a small chair would not be able to house just an incredibly built duo. With this in mind we have to say that sleeping standing up would be the easier option but the regular sized human would find some comfort in this and we think that Soleils is right with putting it here.
Dog bed: DO I LOOK LIKE A DOG? The answer is no, the fact that this is breaking the top five is a bigger robbery than paying for the grinch meal (those who know). Lying on a dog bed is the most humiliating thing ever, even worse than writing an article for the stand which only has one sentence per paragraph, as did our predecessor, and editor of the stand. There would have been less dodgy l0oks if someone walked into physics and stripped down in front of the class. After analyzing all the aspects of the quintessence of the topic we, the Borys and Jackson fan community, have come to the fundamental conclusion that just sleeping on the floor would be better.
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