Written by Iago Campos, 02/03/2025
Crack…
Crack…
Crack…
Crack…
“Psssss… Jeff.”
“Jeff.”
“Jeff!”
“JEFFFFFFFFF!”
“Who is it?”, Jeff replied sleepily to the mysterious voice
“It’s me!”, Said the voice
“And who are you?”
“Me, Super-Iago. Come on! We gotta go!”
“Where?”
“Anywhere but here!”
“Why?”
“I’ll tell you once we’re on the road.” Answered Super-Iago
“Are you kidnapping me!?!?!?!”
“Shut it! Somebody is gonna notice us”
“Answer me! Are you freaking kidnapping me?”
“No!” Iago screeched. “Come on. Let's go.”
“Neither of us have a car” Jeff pointed out
“I stole one.”
“You did WHAT?!?!” Jeff hollered, as he just managed to pull his eyelids apart. “And why am I in the middle of an empty parking lot?”
“Hurry up”, Replied Iago. “It won’t be empty for long!”
“Ugh… fine, but you better tell me in the car. The one that ISN’T YOURS!” Jeff said, annoyed, as he pulled his body off the ground.
***
The two sat in silence for countless minutes before Jeff asked, “So what’s the deal?”
“You really don’t remember?” Iago responded
…
…
…
And then finally, after what felt like years, Jeff responded with a simple, “Nah”.
“Aw… I thought that would be more dramatic. Like at least a flashback”
“Nah”
Just then, Super-Iago and Jeff felt a massive crash in the side of their car.
“Holy chicken fingers!” Super-Iago yelled, and smashed his foot onto the gas pedal.
“Ohhh boy.” Jeff whispered in response as the count on the miles per hour display rocketed up.
“WOOOOO HOOOOO!” Super-Iago Screamed back as the two flew up a construction ramp on the edge of the parking lot.
The car crashed back into the ground, and Super-Iago looked back only to see a police car racing right at their Supercar’s rear.
“Ohhh boy.” Jeff whispered again.
Super-Iago whipped around to look back out of the front window, and saw a boring, simple but large brick wall.
And then… after a moment of silence:
BOOM
And the world went black.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!