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Written by Iago Campos, 10/21/2025
“Iago? Super-Iago? Are you ok?”
“What is it Jeff?”
“You just fell from Pleasant Cliff!”
“I was cliff diving!”
“Cliff diving implies that you are jumping into water. I guess you missed that part.”
Super-Iago opened his eyes and found himself dangling from a tree branch, suspended 80 feet in the air. “You can save us! Just make a trampoline!”
“You know I can only make things out of chocolate”, said Jeff
“Wait… How did you get up here?” Super-Iago asked
“I made a ladder out of chocolate!”
“Well then why don’t we climb down it?”
“I ATE IT!” Jeff exclaimed
“So then make another.”
“Good idea!”
And so, Super-Iago and Super-Jeff climbed down a brand new chocolate ladder, and very soon found their way to the ground. Once on the ground, Super-Iago looked around the landscape. The land was covered with trees and vines. On Super-Earth, trees are typically bright colors such as neon green, yellow, orange and pink, so Super-Iago was not at all surprised when he saw the towering hot pink trees. What Super-Iago was surprised to see was the free teleporter machine, made of chocolate.
“Did you make that?” Super-Iago asked
“You betcha!” Jeff responded
“Sweet! I didn’t know you could do that.”
“Neither did I!”
The two supers proceeded to climb into the chocolate machine and then teleported to their home, Superville. Unfortunately, the chocolate machine spontaneously combusted mid teleportation.
And the world went black…
Super Iago woke up hours later to find himself in a chocolate spaceship surrounded by light years of sparkling stars everywhere around him.
“Where are we?” Super-Iago asked.
“We appear to be flying through the Milky way and teleportant into random places at the same time! Fun stuff huh?”
“... Why would that be fun?”
“Oh do you want me to turn teleportation off?”
“YES PLEASE!!!”
“Geez, calm down”
“How far are we from Super-Earth?”
“Ummm… so about that.”
“Jeff… HOW FAR. ARE WE. FROM SUPER-EARTH!?!?!?!”
“Long story short… we aren’t going back there anytime soon.”
“So what should we do?”
“Well… the best bet is to go to earth.”
And so, the duo turned teleportation off and floated towards earth.
5 days later.
“IAGO! SUPER-IAGO! GET UPPPPPPPP!!!!!”
“What is it???” Muttered Super-Iago sleepily
“We’re gonna crash!!!”
Super-Iago shot awake and the first thing he saw was the blue. “Why’s it so blue?”
“That’s water”, responded Jeff, “On earth, water is on the surface.”
"That's silly. What if they fall in it?" asked Super-Iago
"The homo sapiens can float in it!" replied Jeff
"Funky stuff! Wait… Jeff. They might be able to float in it, but we can't!" Super-Iago screamed
"Don't worry. I've aimed directly at a water floaty homo sapien bowl thingy that they use to catch water critters!"
And then came the splash. The chocolate spaceship tore apart when they hit the water, and then they began to sink, and disappear deeper and deeper into the ocean.
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