Super Iago #1

Written by Iago Campos, 10/14/2024

Hi York! I have been looking forward to telling you all this very special Super-Iago Story. Not special-special. More special in a basic, normal way. Let's get started!

It was January 23 2037, and Super-Iago was hopping around in joy. His reason: well… he didn’t really have a reason. Does he ever? Anyway, Super Iago decided he would get outside of the house, and touch some grass. Maybe play a game of soccer, or something. He put on his running shoes, and stepped outside of the house, only to remember it was January, and that he needed a jacket, or he’d turn into an ice cube. So, he stepped back into his house and whipped a jacket on. He stepped back outside, and began to trudge through the snow. Eventually, he reached 409 Mosquito Avenue, the location of the soccer arena. Today was the perfect day to come, because the local team was there signing autographs! Iago was a huge fan of the Superville Superdudes, so he immediately sprinted to the back of the line. A very long line.

It was nearly an hour into the wait, and it looked like there were at least fifty people still in front of him. That was at least another twenty minutes. All of a sudden, a scream came from the back of the line. Super-Iago whipped around, but wasn’t able to see anything, being nearly at the front of the line. After thinking about it for a couple of seconds, Super-Iago decided it wasn’t really worth it to sacrifice his place in the line for something that was probably just some baby crying in the back of the line. He turned his attention back to the players, and saw that he was only ten people away from his dream! Suddenly he heard another scream from the stands. This time he was certain it was a baby. 

“What’s that kid doing up in the stands on its own?” Said a nice fellow behind Super-Iago.

Super-Iago looked back, and responded, “who cares, we’re so close to the front.” 

“Aren’t you worried?”

“Not really…”

“Fair… it’s mom or dad is probably in the bathroom or something.”

“What if i-”, Super-Iago was saying when he was interrupted by a familiar voice.

He looked around, and saw Super-Blooper McBlop. Super-Iago was his greatest fan!

“H-h-hello Mr. McBlop!” Stuttered Super Iago.

“Oh, just call me Bloo-”

And just then, a scream blasted through the air, and Super-Iago all of a sudden vanished, and reappeared under the baby. Super-Iago outstretched arms and caught the baby. He looked into his arms, and his jaw dropped. This was impossible. Teleportation was Bloopers power. Without any command, Super-Iago teleported back to the desk. He settled the baby on the desk, and looked up to see everybody staring at him.

“That’s my power.”, he heard Blooper say.

Later that year, Super-Iago noticed more odd things happening. Three months later, he suddenly became able to summon chocolate for Easter. The funny thing was that it was his neighbor's power. In December, he suddenly got 20 million dollars. This one was pretty explanatory though, because Super-Iago won the lottery. After beating the fastest Super in a race, Super-Iago finally came to the conclusion that he could use other peoples powers, if he was close enough to them… a pretty reasonable conclusion considering the events that had just taken place.

Thanks for joining me this week! Please check in next week for Super-Iago! Halloween Addition!