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Written by Tessa Mankisowka 10/08/2025.
A review of my dog
To celebrate October 4th (national animals day), I decided to write about the 4 reasons my dog is better than yours and any other pet. Here are 4 reasons why Kermit is better than the rest:
His size:
Being only 3.5 kg Kermit is a sustainable maltipoo which requires less food and toys then any full sized animal, he often plays hide and seek as he can fit into any space and accidentally gets shut in small areas such as closets. Apart from that he fits under the seat in a plane instead of going into the luggage compartment.
His genetic intellect:
Poodles are ranked second on intelligence while maltese are ranked 59 out of 79 creating a great mix of stupidity and intellect combined with a playful and clumsy character.
His fur:
From far away, my dog looks like a teddy bear, with fluffy caramel coloured hair he is very suitable for hugs and petting. All considered he has better unstyled hair then any pet out there.
His photogeneticness:
Any picture of him ever taken has been a masterpiece, Kermit has never encountered a bad photo and looks like a gorgeous lump of fur on each one, even 0.5 pictures of him look amazing.
All considered I give my dog a 10/10, 5 star review on all platforms, must recommend.
Figure 1: Kermit as a balloon.
Figure 2: Kermit 0.5.
Figure 3: Lump of fur.
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