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Written by Iago Campos, 12/11/2025.
Halloween Edition
“Iago? Super-Iago? Are you ok?”
“What is it Jeff?”
“You just fell off Pleasant Cliff!”
“I was cliff diving!”
“Cliff diving implies that you are jumping into water. I guess you missed that part.”
Super-Iago opened his eyes and found himself dangling from a tree branch, suspended 80 feet in the air. “You can save us! Just make a trampoline!”
“You know I can only make things out of chocolate”, said Jeff
“Wait… How did you get up here?” Super-Iago asked
“I made a ladder out of chocolate!”
“Well then why don’t we climb down it?”
“I ATE IT!” Jeff exclaimed
“So then make another.”
“Good idea!”
And so, Super-Iago and Jeff climbed down a brand new chocolate ladder, and very soon found their way to the ground. Once on the ground, Super-Iago looked around the landscape. The land was covered with trees and vines. On Super-Earth, trees are typically bright colors such as neon green, yellow, orange and pink, so Super-Iago was not at all surprised when he saw the towering hot pink trees. What Super-Iago was surprised to see was the free teleporter machine… made of chocolate.
“Did you make that?” Super-Iago asked
“You betcha!” Jeff responded
“Sweet! I didn’t know you could do that.”
“Neither did I!”
The two Supers proceeded to climb into the chocolate machine and then teleported to their home, Superville. Unfortunately, the chocolate machine decided to spontaneously combust mid teleportation.
And the world went black…
Super Iago woke up hours later to find himself in a chocolate spaceship surrounded by light years of sparkling stars everywhere around him.
“Where are we?” Super-Iago asked, perplexed.
“We appear to be flying through the Milky way and are teleporting into random places at the same time! Fun stuff huh?”
“... Why would that be fun?”
“Oh do you want me to turn teleportation off?”
“YES PLEASE!!!”
“Geez, calm down”
“How far are we from Super-Earth?”
“Ummm… so about that.”
“Jeff… HOW FAR. ARE WE. FROM SUPER-EARTH!?!?!?!”
“Long story short… we aren’t going back there anytime soon.”
“So what should we do?”
“Well… the best bet is to go to Earth.”
And so, the duo turned teleportation off and floated towards Earth.
5 days later…
“IAGO! SUPER-IAGO! GET UPPPPPPPP!!!!!”
“What is it???” Muttered Super-Iago sleepily
“We’re gonna crash!!!”
Super-Iago shot awake and the first thing he saw was blue. “Why’s it so blue?”
“That’s water”, responded Jeff, “On Earth, water is on the surface.”
"That's silly. What if they fall in it?" asked Super-Iago
"The homo sapiens can float in it!" replied Jeff
"Funky stuff! Wait… Jeff. They might be able to float in it, but we can't!" Super-Iago screamed
"Don't worry. I've aimed our spaceship directly at a water floaty homo sapien bowl thingy that they use to catch water critters (Technical homo sapien term: a boat)!"
And then came the big splash. The chocolate spaceship tore apart when they hit the water, and then they began to sink, and disappear deeper and deeper into the ocean. Fortunately for them, they popped back up a couple seconds later thanks to the lady on the homo sapien bowl thingy that they use to catch water critters.
"Hi! I'm Cailyn. Pleasure to meet you!"
"We just fell into the surface water!!!!! AND ALMOST DIEEEEEEED." Screamed Super-Iago as he proceeded to faint.
"You were just under there for two seconds, you chicken finger." said Cailyn
"I'm Jeff."
"Could not care less."
Super-Iago and Jeff stayed on the boat with Cailyn for a few hours until it reached the mainland and docked at the Salem Willows Yacht Club.
"Welcome to Salem, Massachusetts! Here we celebrate Halloween for every day of the year!"
"Err.. What's Halloween?" Asked Super-Iago
And now it was Cailyn's turn to pass out. When Cailyn regained consciousness, she began to ramble on and on about the importance of Halloween and how you couldn't walk a block in Salem without seeing something related to a witch.
In the end, Cailyn concluded with a simple,"Halloween is the best. And it's today!!!
Just a few hours passed and it was 7 o'clock PM. All the little kids left their houses to trick or treat and Super-Iago was more than excited to hand them all candies, but that excitement died when he found out what a witch was.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'M GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" Cried Super-Iago
Cailyn then replied to Super-Iago informing him that "It was literally just a two year old in a pointed hat.", but there was no erasing the trauma that Super-Iago had just experienced. Super-Iago had made up his mind.
"I'm leaving this place."
"If you wanna go somewhere not scary, go to Mexico. They have sunny beaches, natural wonders and delicious cuisine." Cailyn recommended. "Nice to meet you and unsafe travels."
"That sounds great. Doesn't it, Super-Iago?" replied Jeff
"Ok. I guess. If you say so… but what if the creepy 2 year olds follow me?"
"Come on Super-Iago! Let's make a chocolate flying machine so we can go to this new destination named Mexico."
And so the duo made a chocolate airplane and travelled to Mexico (and accidentally made a stop in Korea). When they got there it was just as promised. The beaches were warm, sunny and beautiful. And it was November 1st so there was no Halloween to worry about.
"Wow" said Jeff "The food here is delicious!"
And so it was. The first day went by beautifully. Chocolate came in handy. The duo spent the night living in multiple chocolate houses on the scolding hot beach (none of which lasted more than 20 minutes), and they were able to pay for their food with tonnes of chocolate. They were so full with mexican cuisine that they somehow managed not to notice the dia de los muertos celebrations happening all around their chocolate house
The second day started off just the same and just as good. They began learning how to swim at the beaches and they ate more wonderful cuisine. But shortly after noon the duo began to notice people dressed as skeletons and skulls
"AAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I told you the two year olds would follow us from Salem!" shouted Super-Iago as he began getting strange looks from the people around him.
"Don't worry!" Said one of the citizens. "Dia de los muertos is a classic Mexican celebration to honor and celebrate the lives of loved ones who are no longer here with us." What is it with this planet Earth and the love of death and spooky spirits?
"Oh. I see. By the way, where can I buy some tacos?"
"Personally I recommend Don's Tacos and Burritos cuz they have tacos AND burritos. Win win!"
So Super-Iago and Jeff ate some tacos and a couple burritos and then decided, who cares about being a little scared if the Earth is so delicious?
"Jeff?"
"Yes, Super-Iago?"
"We should try Europe next!"
The End… sort of
Are you a fan of action? Adventure? Stuff like that (Kinda)? WELL IN THAT CASE, THIS IS FOR YOU!!! Super-Iago and the Curse of the Fifth Orbit.
Every 10 thousand years a fifth planet known as Coralia appears in Super-Earth's Solar System for 5 days. It is said that every time Coralia appears one region disappears for the next 10 thousand years until it comes back in the place of another region. Last time it was Anzafarla that disappeared. This time it will be Smugzoid, Toludenius, Maraperen, Unlahand, Revafortly or Super-Iago’s home, Flaprataren. And there is no way to stop Coralia.
Or is there?
Stay tuned to find out.
Coming out in 2026!!!
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