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Written by Brooklyn Schwartz, 09/30/2025
Dear whoever is reading this, I thought I was done with these, I guess not though… (*dramatic sigh*)
K so one time I went to get icecream with my family and I told my dad I wanted to take a photo of my icecream cuz you know, it is AESTHetiC. Anyway, I get my ice cream, and my dad reminds me about the photo. I respond with, AND I QUOTE “I'll take the photo after I eat it. I wanna enjoy it first”. WHAT? EXCUSE ME? I WASN'T EVEN JOKING! I didn't get the photo…
I really don't like the lockers at york. They're shaped so weirdly. Like who designed them?! Was it for aesthetic purposes? Did someone think they were more convenient? I don't know! But I don't like it! My backpack doesn't even fit in it!
A couple weeks ago I was in gym class and I was actually kinda eating hard at kickball yk i was catching the things and whatever. Mr krysa, (my gym teacher) even noticed this pattern. I felt very offended.
And now for a short summary of all classes:
Math: turn numbers into numbers. But not like that cuz that's wrong.
Science; look up this thing, then find out the stuff you ALREADY LOOKED UP ON THE INTERNET but by urself
Gym: play sports. But not like that because idk I said so
English: write words. Cool, you did everything wrong but I'm not gonna say what or why or how to fix it.
Humanities: (see “English”) + people died.
French: … *gibberish*
In case you didn't know, the stand committee leaders create a dance moms style pyramid every week at the meetings. This year, I was placed pretty high on the pyramid. My only complaint was that the tier directly above me is Jade Hauber (understandable) and Iago Campos. Like really? I'm below Iago? That doesn't seem right.
I asked my friends to name random things they like and I'm gonna give them a rating out of 7.
Dance 7/7. The person that gave me this word happens to be my best friend who is on the same dance troupe as me so this is a no-brainer.
Corgis 7/7. Dogs are cute.
Shopping 5/7. I assume this person meant shopping at the mall which is fun but only for so long.
Me 8/7 im awesome.
Tennis 2/7 actually used to play tennis even though I don't like it. I don't really like any sports but if i had to pick one it would probably be tennis.
Arson 0/7. illegal
Pizza 7/7. Easy to find and technically has vegetables in it so it's a great last minute dinner.
You guys ever heard of kanoodle? Its like a little puzzle game. You have a bunch of shapes and have to fit them into a rectangle. I found it in my basement over the summer and I've been obsessed. Like I turned desmos into an online kanoodle so i could play at school. It's getting out of hand.
On a similar note I used that same function in desmos to design like geometric patterns. And ngl, I think I should be in charge of designing bathroom floor tiles now. I made some really interesting patterns.
I really like coffee. Like a lot. It's so good. Especially iced. Like hot coffee is good, but iced coffee is really good. And also caffeine. Caffeine is nice. It means I don't fall asleep during class. Which is also nice.
Who designed letter shapes? Like they're so random, and I feel like there's a better way to do them. Like if i was hand writing rn it would look a lot like m. and so many letters are just other letters flipped. M+W. N+Z. b+d+p+q. Those four really throw me off.
Abraham Lincoln was a licensed barber and lemons can float in water.
Credit goes to Jade for… one of these ideas or smth I forgot idk.
Brooklyn.
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