Written by Zach Whaleberg &Hamza Khan, 12/09/2024
Zach’s Verse:
Enzymes, boom
Sucrase down, what to do
Now sucrose in the intestines, pain bloating, gas
This is the reality of those with CSID
Congenital sucrose-isomaltase deficiency
Sarcosidase a drug for this case
Sarcosidase in sucrase’s place
What is Sarcosidase
Yeast based enzyme for digestion
Activation Energy, only 2.2
Next, Lactose intolerance, dairy disease what to do
dairy in the stomach, can’t go down, got to go poo
Go take some lactaid, faster lactose absorption in your stomach
(75 kilojules)
Increase lactase, a natural enzyme
Hereditary and Injuries too
Thats how it can start, at any age
So take lactid so you can enjoy some icecream in peace
These enzymes are good, help catalyze digestion with food
Hamza Verse:
Dehydrogenase, enzymes help you break down jungle juice
That’s ALDH, process ethanol like Wendy’s food
(I-i-intolerance)
In East Asian countries, on-ly 50
Percent can digest drinks, with eff-ica-cy (intolerance)
The other 50, have de-fec-tive genes
V-v-variants cease, kinetic properties
Slows the rate of reaction, yeah you know it’s absolute
Activation energy, above 80 kilojoules
Rapid heart rate, hives and some nasty runny poos
I might take all my symptoms and put em all in a group
Just got diagnosed now, oh, what to do
So many treatments oh, what to use
Starfruit, and sweet lime can cause a boost (ALDH)
A quick Google search finds that nothing’s FDA approved
(Don’t stop, keep on looking)
With Antihistamines, symptoms reduce
They just mask the problem, not the solution
Genetic issue nothin’ you can do
Need that ALDH to catalyze booze