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Written by Brooklyn Schwartz, 10/02/2026.
Why are everyone's backpacks black? Its the same issue i have with cars. They're all the same and no one can tell them apart. Its especially hard when everyone throws their backpacks in a big pile in the drama room at the start of class and then afterwards it takes forever to find your backpack because its just a big pile of black fabric. Lwk i miss my old backpack. It was pink, so i could see it easily, and it was a European brand so it was kinda sideways, which was awesome. Instead of having all my stuff on top of each other in my backpack, it was next to each other. I had to retire it tho because the buckle that kept it closed broke.
Age 49 and age 50 feel like very different ages. Like 49 isnt that old but 50 is like really old. Yk?
French is such a dumb language like wdym the French words for “person” and “no one” are both “personne”????? Whyyyyyyyyyy. Also, the French word for pregnancy is “la grossess”. Yeah, the same way we pronounce the word “gross” as in disgusting. Why French? why?
I call my grandpa Pinka. Which is so random like how on earth did i come up with that? My mom said thats his name bc as a baby i tried to say grandpa and pronounced it pinka but i really don't believe that. Too late now though! My sister calls him that, and as soon as my cousin starts talking, he's gonna call him that too. What have I done???
So my house has 3 different wifis and each one only works on one floor. My phone is connected to all of them but i have to manually switch between them. The printer is in the basement and i have to be on the same wifi as the printer to print but that wifi doesn't work anywhere else so there's basement wifi, then the first floor had the second wifi which was our old wifi address and router that we still use cuz yk, the second floor uses the technically “correct” wifi because its the wifi we installed with the intent of it being our only wifi, and the third floor uses the basement wifi i think? We don't really go up there so idrk but like this is weird. No one else has this issue right?
Also, stupid science decided to be stupid and make the third floor too hot, but the first floor too cold! Like idrc that heat rises it needs to stop rising. Lets go people we need to change science again.
Recently i straightened my hair for dance and rediscovered the joys of dramatic hair flips cuz curly hair doesn't flip that well. It was magical
Why do outside tables have holes? Like literally every time i go to someone's patio or smth their tables always have some sort of design with HOLES in them!! My food keeps falling through!!
Flamingoes aren't pink and snakes smell with their tongues.
Brooklyn
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