Bad Ideas
Post date: Mar 09, 2017 2:2:14 PM
Don't try these at home (or school!) but do make an argument using ethos, pathos, and logos for why these bad ideas COULD be good ideas if they wouldn't get you hurt, arrested, killed, or worse.
1st period's List:
1. Drink less water.
2. Ignore speed limits.
3. If you have children, keep your guns within easy reach.
4. Start smoking.
5. Do away with traffic lights and stop signs.
6. Always text while you’re driving.
7. Make toast while you’re in the bath tub.
8. Play in traffic.
9. Run with scissors.
10. Drop out of high school.
11. Don’t wash your hands frequently.
12. Don’t brush your teeth.
13. Put the radio in the tub while bathing.
14. If you’re toast gets stuck, pull it out with a knife or fork.
15. Play with fire.
16. Replace mouthwash with bleach.
17. Bathe in hand sanitizer
18. Trust Web MD before your doctor.
19. Bring a gun to school.
20. Skydive without a parachute.
21. Run across the train track while a train is coming.
22. Practice swimming in waterfalls.
23. Go in the pool while it’s lightning outside.
24. Eat glass.
25. Always take more than the recommended dosage.
26. Don’t pay bills until you feel like it.
27. Drink and drive to save time.
28. Play on the roof.
29. Leave children in locked cars.
30. Road signs are recommendations only.
31. Cover your car in reflective tape for increased visibility.
32. Point laser pointers at airplanes.
33. Steal information from the FBI.
34. Show up to work high.
35. Steal things from the store to save money.
36. Join a gang.
37. Stick a fork in a socket to sanitize it.
38. Put your fish in the bathtub with you, so they can take a bath, too.
39. Steal your neighbors’ cars to save gas money.
40. Quit your job for less stress in your life.
3rd Period's List:
1. Drink less water.
2. Ignore speed limits.
3. If you have children, keep your guns within easy reach.
4. Start smoking.
5. Do away with traffic lights and stop signs.
6. Always text while you’re driving.
7. Make toast while you’re in the bath tub.
8. Play in traffic.
9. Run with scissors.
10. Drop out of high school.
11. Don’t wash your hands frequently.
12. Don’t brush your teeth.
13. Don’t take showers or baths
14. Play with fire
15. Give your kids beer/alcohol
16. Shoot yourself
17. Let little kids watch “R” rated movies
18. Do drugs!
19. Drink and drive
20. Eat candy for your meals
21. Run away from home.
22. Skip class
23. Rob the bank
24. Show up late for work
25. Don’t yield for pedestrians
26. Don’t pay your bills
27. Be a scammer
28. Don’t pay attention in class
29. Cheat on your finals
30. Climb as high as you can in trees
31. Swim with sharks
32. Bring guns to school