1-what flunkies do

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Flunky jobs are those who exist only or primarely to make someone else look or feel important.

Another term for this category might be "feudal retainers". Throughout recorded history, rich and powerful men and women have tended to surround themselves with servants, clients, sycophants, and minions of one sort or another. Not all of these are actually employed in the grandee's household, and many of thse who are, are expected to do at least some actual work; but especially at the top of the pyramid, there is usually a certain portion whose job is basically to just stand around and look impressive. You cannot be magnificent without an entourage. And for the truly magnificent, the very uselessness of uniformed retainers hovering around you is the greatest testimony to our greatness. Well into the Victorian era, for instance, wealthy families in England still employed footmen: livered servants whose entire purpose was to run alongside carriages checking for bumps in the road.

Servants of this sort are normally given some minor task to justify their existence, but this is just a pretext: in reality, the whole point is to employ handsome young men in flashy uniforms ready to stand by the door looking regal while you hold your court, or to stride gravely in front of you when you enter the room. Often retainers are given military-style costumes and paraphernalia to create the impression of the rich person who employs them has something resembling a palace guard. Such roles tend to multiply in economies based on rent extraction and the subsequent redistribution of the loot.

Just as a thought experiment: imagine you are a feudal ckass extracting 50 percent of every peasant household's product. If so, you are i posession of an awful lot of food. Enough, in fact, to support a population exactly as large as tat of he peasant food producers. You have to do something with it—and there are only so many people any given feudal lord can keep around as chefs, wine stewards, scullery maids, harem eunuchs, jewelers, and the like. Even after you've taken care to ensure you have enough men trained in the use of weapons to suppress any potential rebellion, there's likely to be a great deal left over. As a result, indigents, runaways, orphans, criminals, women n desperate situations, and other dislocated people will inevitably begin to accumulate around your mansion (becaue, after all, that's were all the food is).You can drive them away, but then they're likely to form a dangerous vagabond class that might be a political threat. The obvious thing to do is to slap a uniform on them and assign them some minor or unnecessary task. It makes you look good, and at least that way, you can keep an eye on them.