Old People Tech Talk

  1. "I'd like to buy the Internet. Do you know how much it is?"

  2. "Can you copy the Internet for me on this CD?"

  3. "I would like an Internet please."

  4. "I just got your Internet in the mail today..."

  5. "I just downloaded the Internet. How do I use it?"

  6. "I don't have a computer at home. Is the Internet available in book form?"

  7. "Will the Internet be open tomorrow during the holiday?"

  8. "We're getting an Internet from you. Are you guys having any problems sending out your Internets?"

  9. "The Internet is running too slow. Could you reboot it please?"

  10. "We're going on holiday for three months, can you suspend the Internet for us please?"

  11. "I have a problem with my Internet. Anyone know how to get the screens smaller?"

  12. "What do you mean I have to pay for Internet access?"

  13. "I lost my Internet. Can you send me another one?"