Top Jokes - Edinburgh

  1. Stewart Francis -

  2. "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."

  3. Tim Vine -

  4. "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "

  5. Will Marsh -

  6. "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."

  7. Rob Beckett -

  8. "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."

  9. Chris Turner -

  10. "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."

  11. Tim Vine -

  12. "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."

  13. George Ryegold -

  14. "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."

  15. Stewart Francis -

  16. "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"

  17. Lou Sanders -

  18. "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."

  19. Nish Kumar -

  20. "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."