Top Jokes - Edinburgh
"You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks."
Tim Vine -
"Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. "
Will Marsh -
"I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."
Rob Beckett -
"You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case."
Chris Turner -
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y."
Tim Vine -
"I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze."
George Ryegold -
"Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating."
"I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!"
"I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad."
Nish Kumar -
"My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."