That Insane RPG We Made

In 2001, there was a game we made with RPG Maker 95. Me, and my two Exes Kelly and Max. It was an insane little game with many a reference to rape and tiny penises, and it was set on Planet Hell, in another universe, with alternate versions of me and Max, and Kelly's cousin Kayin, operating as male Charlie's Angels for some lazy bastard.

They're at his House when the game begins.

Boss: Get your gear. It's in the Box, also, I need you to kill me cheating slut wife. YOu can have anything she has on.

The three head to the basement, and confront a black woman in a red dress.

Slut Wife: hello boys wanna screw?

They kill her and take her things.

Boss: Excellent, now I need you to go to the pharmacy, I think she infected me with something, I might have AIDS. My poor little Pecker!

At the pharmacy, the three have to kill an evil snowman, to get the AIDS medicine.

Snowman: FUCK I HATE YOU I'M MELTING AHH SHIT!!!

The three return.

Boss: Excellent, I'm all weak form the AIDS, please apply the mmedicine for me.

And so they do.

Boss: Excellant, now go kill the Hydro-Slut.

They find her somehow.

Hydro-Slut: OOOH BOYS WITH COCKS CAN I HAVE PLZ?!?

They kill her.

Max: Excellent, Wait, what's this?!?

He finds some parchment lying somewhere.

Parchment, written by some female pirates, soon changed to Amazons: We must keep the Queen away from men for our Kingdom's sake.

Max: I say we go save the Queen, from her Virginity.

Kayin: Oh go fuck yourself!!!

Max: Naw I'd rather fuck her.

The three quest and see two rough-looking Amazons at a Fort.

Max: Oh look Amazons, be careful and tell them you have a small penis or they'll rape you.

Amazon: Hey girls INTRUDERS!!! let's RAPE em!

Amazon 2: oo I get the one with the smallest penis

Amazon 1: no you won't i will

They beat the Amazons and break into the fort.

INTRUDER ALERT!!! LET'S RAPE EM!!!

More Amazons are beaten off (that could have come out better...)

Then they rescue the Queen, who sez she'll fuck the three in alphabetical order.

Max: damn Brian ur a lucky shit.

Then, they encounter the Fuck Lord.

Kayin: Who are you?

Fuck Lord: I AM THE FUCK LORD, AND YOU MEN WITH SMALL PENISES HAVE KILLED MY SLUTS, AND FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE!!!

The ultimate battle in the game occurs and thats it. Fun Game, if not deep.