First, some college woman comes home to her parents and Grandma at the Farm. She sez "we were shown how to do things the ol' COllege Way", she and her Papa go and buy some fynamite, and then blow up the Outhouse... with Grandma in it.
She and Papa come and get her out ofthe rubble and she shouts "Grandma!!! My GOD, are you alright?"
"Yes. Whoooo; - sure glad I didn't let that one go in the Kitchen!!!!!"
Second, It's Little Red Riding Hood, the same story, but with something forsoothe hilarious.
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Little Red Riding Hood goes with her basket through a curving path, and she runs into the wolf, they talk, then she goes off, sees the Wolf behind something.
Then she opens the branches and sees the wolf.
Then she meets the wolf and they talk some more.
Then she finds the wolf in forest-y camelshit, and he sez "will ya fuck off? I'm tyring to take a shit!!!!!"
These were stories AJ and Anne sent moi; - I laugh like an abrupt Grenade-Throwing maniac every time I remember the 2nd one, for no just intelligent reason. They are from 1998 (1) and 1999 (2), enjoy reading these from the time when people knew how to type, much less use Netscape, much less do Turbotax, much less find out what's happening on Season 4 of Star Trek: Voyager, much less refrain from making me ANGRY.