Life Is Hell

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Life Is Hell is *NOT* the Greoning Pre-Simpsons Poetry Shit with the Rabbits. It's not anything title-wise, Life IN Hell, note the Conjunction; you Stupid Rednose Douchegoobers...

The Show was my Weak-armed Teen Angst, airing on blurry Public access, first with poor Journal Pages, and just some stupid Drug-Thug Shadykin with *ME*, and in addition to my Sexier, Womanless Personae, there was Sods who *HATED* ME, Jiggly, a Urethrine (FLoating Wiener), who had a scratchy Voice, died, turned into an Old Man, we duel AStrally and slam Brobluffer Fists against each other, Billy, the Boogie Bass, brought into Sentience by Lightning and Freak Circuit-Mnenemic Surge....

Called up a goDDess, became an Android, got Rich and I chased his ass pissed, since I wanted perversely to get one, wish for Fancy Anime Shit, and get Belldandy, who I would Mutilate and Droole over.

Then, I brought Mego Spider-Man and Hulk, some generic Harry Potter and Snick Characters, Billy, et al, to get me a new sidekick, Billy saying "This is really stupid, Petey", what he always dribbles, I met Prof. Nutcase (1 Step away from Crazy Pun), I went from September 2002, to 2005, where he (MY FUTURE) had a Girlfriend, He (2002), and Spider-Man run around and into a Dorm where 3 Dudes, Ethan, Nate and Barry are chillin'run around, run into Future and his Brunette, ruining his Future, and he, Barry and the Drug-Thugs go back, Nutcase goes to the Nut-Jail to be Tortured, after some visits to various times (one of the 3 in between It and Bret, He n' Barry use The Time Drive to travel somewhere they are in some place with a Lobby and a Fountain, and see an older Him, who's getting his brain healed (First Injury), then Tiff <--? Girl comes along, dressed like a Goddess, comes towards him, come hitheringly, alluringhyh and he's shocked, sez "No, WHA!?! STAY AWAY", she advances, he falls over a story or two, onto Barry, the fountain splashes. BARRY: Dude, I broke your Fall!!!, some bad guy <*Not* a Decepticon! comes along, probably a grifter, he Bary and Old-he all fight>), he and Barry go with Hulk (RARRRGH@<HUlk HEAR VOICES AGAIN<), and get in a Gang war of Juilliard Measurements with the Baxter Gang *Not From Marvel*), Bret*, Luke**, and Toby***, who baddingly negotiate and travel go through Teen Beer Hallucinations like Real Men, and own Cars and Spankers/Women which he/I/NOT A STALKER OR PAULY SHORE wishes he could get more of than Dan P. Quayle

Barry was cool... You even Make a dude you wish was yer Partneeer in Krime, and not just some sketches made because 3 BIG-CHESTED FEMALES @$**DUMPED* YOU FOR DIPPIN DOTS and Canasta?

They didn't even shift to Mancala, but that's nowhere, Barry was my BFF, he wore tan or Camo Bermuda Shorts, and called me "Dude", the ONLY one making that a cute Nickname, Clyde, Medusa Methuselah LIH Show Meat and his "Dude" Barry, were Sebo oui.

*Bret, the Badass who talks little, hits like steel, the Dream Leader.

**Luke, neutral Accent Negro who's Bret's Right Hand, and misc. Warrior.

***Toby, Pussy, Scooby-Doo of the bunch, he, and we, ARE VR@!!!

Series.s..

ANNNNNEEE (1), 9 Episodes of Journal-Gang CRITICIZING ME!!!

DEUX, 9 Episodes of Jiggly Dying, Billy barely getting along with me, his Goddess Touch and MY RUNNING AFTER DESPAIR AND KNOCKOUT!!!

THE GOLDEN G**Ls/YEARS, with Me and Barry, 6-14 Episodes

The War against the Mainstreamist Cryptofascist SOULESS HIGH SCHOOL PUKES, Bret reveals his embarrassing past, takes himself halfway through the arc with a Grenade, takes 40-60 Mainstreamers with him, and Luke and HIM take over leadership, and the Men win like HOkuto/Seiya INSANE Anime-Jam!!!

I didn't end it, but meh... Me and Barry have generic Stupid adventures and kinda remninience and walk into the sunset, they, TOby and Hulk and Little Mo fade inoto the Sunset.

FIN.