The Teletubby Infancy

System Data

Position in System: I

No. of Satellites: 0

Planetary Data

Planetary Gravity: 0.8g

Diameter: 10,400 km

Equatorial Circumference: 31,800 km

Total Surface Area: 408,000,000 km

Percent Surface Land: 75%

Total Land Area: 306,000,000 km

Environmental Data

Length of Day: 24 hours

Atmosphere: Terrestrial

Typical Climate: Warm Temperate

Mineral Data

Standard Metals: 20%

Radioactive: 23%

Gemstones: 18%

Industrial Crystals: 30%

Special Minerals: 9%

Developmental Data

Tech Level: 0Xl

Trade Profile: EDBDAFG/E(F)

History-

This is the world of a race of beings who were created by an addled nanny and diaper sniffer. They are Babies. Technological Babies, They are cyborgs with TVs in their tummy, and are constructs who are designed to be dumber than babies, and to be eternally infantile.

Teletubbies are 1.2 to 1.6 meters tall typically, although they sometimes grow to be as big as 4 meters. They rarely are rebellious or disagreeable, and chant "Naughty No-No!" when someone pisses them off. They sometimes leave Teletubbyland in ships, sometimes professionally produced fighters, freighters and transports, sometimes poorly built monstrocities, and if they catch people coming to their territory, they turn them into

babies.

New Teletubbies are birthed in special incubators, by both mating and by DNA/Cyborging machines, starting off as Tiddlytubbies, then gradually growing into Walking, Babbling Teletubbies at the age of 15. Some of these are brand new, unique Teletubbies, of brand-new colours and Antenna Shapes, new names and personalities, and live scattered throughout Baby Space, many others are identical replacements, when one of the four "Normal" Teletubbies are captured, Killed, or crippled. To the Teletubbies, they live out an eternal Infancy, where everything is new, they don't know how their stuff came to be, they don't know who talks to them, they easily fall into lovey friendships and forget damn near anything not in front of their direct perception.

Statistics

STR- 30+3d10

END- 50+3d10

INT- 2d10

DEX- 25+3d10

CHR- 20+3d10

LUC- 1d100-30

PSI- 1d100-25

Full Maturation- 200 years

Middle Age- 500 years

Death by Aging- 900 years

Goo Goo

Teletubby Defense Force Battlecruiser Moo-Moo

Construction Data:

Model Numbers- Wee-Wee

Ship Class- XIII

Date Entering Service- 1997

Number Constructed- 1

Hull Data:

Superstructure Points- 98

Damage Chart- B

Size

Length- 400 meters

Width- 156 meters

Height- 40 meters

Weight- 213,000 tons

Cargo

Cargo Units- 192 units

Cargo Capacity- 9,600 tons

Landing Capability- None

Equipment Data:

Control Computer Type- AIEETRONIC-BAAWEE

Cloaking Device Type- None

Power To Activate- N/A

Transporters-

Combat 16-person- 1

cargo small- 1

Other Data:

Crew- 122

Passengers- 600

Troops- 600

Shuttlecraft- 5

Engines and Power Data:

Total Power Units Available- 102

Movement Point Ratio- 7/1

Warp Engine Type- PIWA-1

Number- 2

Power Provided- 36 ea

Stress Charts- F/I

Maximum Safe Cruising Speed- Warp 5

Emergency Speed- Warp 8

Impulse Engine Type- TIDA-1

Impulse Engine Output- 30

Weapons and Firing Data:

Beam Weapon Type- PHS

Number- 2

Firing Arcs- 1 f/p, 1 f/s

Firing Chart- O

Max Beam Power- 7

Beam Weapon Type- EH

Number- 1

Firing Arcs- a

Firing Chart- I

Max Beam Power- 6

Missile Weapon Type- LT-A

Number- 1

Firing Arcs- f/s

Firing Chart- K

Power to Arm- 2

Damage- 8

Missile Weapon Type- OAT

Number- 1

Firing Arcs- a

Firing Chart- Q

Power to Arm- 2

Damage- 4

Missile Weapon Type- KA

Number- 2

Firing Arcs- f, a

Firing Chart- F

Power to Arm- 2

Damage- 6

Missile Weapon Type- MT

Number- 1

Firing Arcs- f/s

Firing Chart- P

Power to Arm- 2

Damage- 9

Missile Weapon Type- GOOK

Number- 1

Firing Arcs- f/s

Firing Chart- J

Power to Arm- 2

Damage- 5

Missile Weapon Type- MALN

Number- 1

Firing Arcs- f

Firing Chart- N

Power to Arm- 2

Damage- 3

Missile Weapon Type- LMAN

Number- 1

Firing Arcs- f/p

Firing Chart- F

Power to Arm- 2

Damage- 9

Plasma Weapon Type- RPL-3

Number- 1

Firing Arcs- 1f

Firing Chart- T

Power to Arm- 8

Damage Chart- RL-3

Shields Data:

Deflector Shield Type- SMAN-DS-M-A

Shield Point Ratio- 1/3

Maximum Shield Power- 12

Defense Factor- 130.5

Weapon Damage Factor- 42.2